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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I think this ARCubsFan guy is responsible for shaming Rondon Fan; even RF thinks that guy is too negative.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Oscar Acosta's ghost sure don't believe it. http://i.imgur.com/ePvjzdF.jpg
  3. Sammy Sofa
    She could have been completely hammered herself, too.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Look, it goes baseball, football, basketball, croquet, bowling, golf and caber tossing like ANY NORMAL PERSON.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I'm just amused you toss out the caveat of "obviously I'm not saying his girlfriend is at fault" before immediately saying how you think the girlfriend is at fault for what happened to her. Is there ever a situation where someone says "I'm not *BLANK*, but..." and it doesn't end ridiculously?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Griffey was a [expletive] dork and should be shunned for depriving us of more dongs.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Nah. That's really boring. PED's are swell.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    And it turns out the Cardinals were just a dream and we never even realized it.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    This thing where people assume Piazza took PED's is tiresome. But doesn't the same go for pretty every relevant player between 1990-2005 not named Greg Maddux? Unless, of course he's referring to the other kind of PEDmonster, in which case the list is narrowed to Mel Hall. Did every relevant player not named Greg Maddux have back acne, too? Because Mike Piazza did, so PEDmonster he is!!!! you guys forget griffey jr prolly the best non cheater hitter of that era For the love of [expletive], say one thing that isn't terrible. I triple-dipple-dog-dare you.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    http://31.media.tumblr.com/eaa105c23cd874cf30a2bfeefd6ee89a/tumblr_mhto0bs2Un1qzcxrno1_400.gif
  11. Sammy Sofa
    The others were delightfully mocking a drunk murderer. Victim-shaming, however, is always disappointing.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    LOL. I'm obviously not saying his girlfriend is at fault... Oh, cool! Oh.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Pretty sure you guys are killing all of those people in India with these dangerously hot takes.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    None of the important sports.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] OFF, BLACKHAWKS. This stupid city can't do anything right.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Don't get jacked. not even exaggerating...i don't know if you heard about the kid that got killed in a cell phone robbery gone bad last friday night on sheffield and oakdale, but i was thisclose to leaving a party and walking home down sheffield at that exact time. wound up staying longer and crashing there instead. hail caesar! Yeah, I did, sadly. That was messed up. And wasn't there some huge melee at a gas station nearby in the past week, too? It's a shame the city is broke.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    So Ross and Lester spent, what, a season and a half together recently? And back in 2008? That's it, right?
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Delightful.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Don't get jacked.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    are you willing to concede a championship to a team from florida for this to happen? The Cubs already did that, dammit.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Look, the Blackhawks put it together and started whopping ass in 2009...when the Cubs fell in to the toilet, and everything has been topsy-turvy ever since. What I'm saying is that the Blackhawks are evil sorcerers who need to be destroyed by miserable failure so the Cubs can rise again. This logic is sound.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    But I have it from good sources that the Cubs never beat up on bad pitchers.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    That happened to me with Doritos Me too. Ranch Doritos, specifically. Just the smell of them gets me queasy to this day. Tim can we make the board smell like cool ranch doritos? I'ma barf in your shoes.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    It's an Internet message board. If another man's venting gets you that worked up, click ignore. Ironically, what gums up the game threads isn't the meatballish knee jerk so much as the 4, 5, 6 others who pounce on them. Spoken like a true meatball.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    It's true; Tim: Esoteric Baseball Analyst is kind of the worst thing in the world.
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