Sammy Sofa
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The others were delightfully mocking a drunk murderer. Victim-shaming, however, is always disappointing.
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LOL. I'm obviously not saying his girlfriend is at fault... Oh, cool! Oh.
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Pretty sure you guys are killing all of those people in India with these dangerously hot takes. -
None of the important sports.
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[expletive] OFF, BLACKHAWKS. This stupid city can't do anything right.
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Don't get jacked. not even exaggerating...i don't know if you heard about the kid that got killed in a cell phone robbery gone bad last friday night on sheffield and oakdale, but i was thisclose to leaving a party and walking home down sheffield at that exact time. wound up staying longer and crashing there instead. hail caesar! Yeah, I did, sadly. That was messed up. And wasn't there some huge melee at a gas station nearby in the past week, too? It's a shame the city is broke.
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So Ross and Lester spent, what, a season and a half together recently? And back in 2008? That's it, right?
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Delightful.
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Don't get jacked.
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are you willing to concede a championship to a team from florida for this to happen? The Cubs already did that, dammit.
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Look, the Blackhawks put it together and started whopping ass in 2009...when the Cubs fell in to the toilet, and everything has been topsy-turvy ever since. What I'm saying is that the Blackhawks are evil sorcerers who need to be destroyed by miserable failure so the Cubs can rise again. This logic is sound.
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But I have it from good sources that the Cubs never beat up on bad pitchers.
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That happened to me with Doritos Me too. Ranch Doritos, specifically. Just the smell of them gets me queasy to this day. Tim can we make the board smell like cool ranch doritos? I'ma barf in your shoes.
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It's an Internet message board. If another man's venting gets you that worked up, click ignore. Ironically, what gums up the game threads isn't the meatballish knee jerk so much as the 4, 5, 6 others who pounce on them. Spoken like a true meatball.
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It's true; Tim: Esoteric Baseball Analyst is kind of the worst thing in the world.
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Minor League Discussion & Boxes, 6-2-15
Sammy Sofa replied to ctcf's topic in Cubs Minor League Talk
I heard that if he kicks twice they feed him a delicious carrot. -
Go pretend to be drunk again, you dweeb. Oh, I was fully drunk that night. xuer yuo wert
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Sellers at the deadline
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
I'd hate to see that next fan. You do know that they still get to play again next year, right? yeah exactly which why trading studs for rentals is a bad move. You realize that the entire point of trading for rentals is because you won't have to give up the studs. Like, the sole purpose of people wanting them. Clearly the reason the A's are terrible this year is because they got fleeced by the Cubs last year. I mean, that's just science. -
Go pretend to be drunk again, you dweeb.
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ESPECIALLY when it is a 21-year-old working on overhauling their approach and and changing his swing mechanics. I was not aware Addison was doing any such thing.
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Sellers at the deadline
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Playoffs is playoffs, ya doof. -
Sellers at the deadline
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Holy [expletive], I just time traveled back to when I first saw this as a kid and laughed myself to the point I thought I was going to die. -
Sellers at the deadline
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Oh, [expletive], he just Lou Brocked our butts. sneaky, this Peter Sellers gif trend is something we should all embrace. -
That's still arbitrary. http://media0.giphy.com/media/iuYjCue42yNtC/giphy.gif
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Sunday is the day that I'm going, so you can suck it, rain.
