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Sammy Sofa

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  1. SCS, like DiamondMind, ultimately knows he's terrible, but like some kind of bizarro junkie is unable to do anything about it despite being self-aware. They should be put in giant glass jars to be studied with oversized blades of glass for them to feed upon.
  2. Fixed that. YOU'RE WELCOME.
  3. Productive major league regular for many years, i think. Though not in the field. OK, so 1B or DH, but again, where's the power?
  4. What is the projection on Vogelbach at this point? A quick glance at his numbers this year seems to show that he's still basically a big fat power guy who's not hitting for all the much power (relatively speaking). Sexy OBP, though.
  5. Huh. That actually seems like the opposite of sad for me. 'Sad' because he was a great player and if not for his gambling would be in the Hall. Eh, I've never actually thought he shouldn't be in the HoF; nobody should be excluded from it. It just seems like what he really wants is to actually work in pro baseball in any capacity and that's what he should never have.
  6. Huh. That actually seems like the opposite of sad for me.
  7. Looked a lot more like gang warfare to me. Yes, it's a sports discussion forum and people are going to lose their [expletive] when the game turns wrong (and subsequently not get it together again when things turn out allright because the vibe has turned). But when it looks like there's going to be more pages bitching at each other than actual game thread talk during the game, it's time to step in. Or maybe because this board is like a room full of manic depressive, menopausal, divorcees who can only allow themselves a few fleeting moments of happiness before they begin obsessing over something stupid. http://i.imgur.com/aP0qrIP.gif
  8. Hey, you like Rick & Morty, so you're automatically awesome. Don't get sucked in by DiamondMind's cracked out nonsense; he is a bad person who will do bad things with your body.
  9. [spoil]http://media.giphy.com/media/nW6WdkUTTokso/giphy.gif[/spoil]
  10. Awkward timing: http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/kris-bryant-72815.jpg
  11. I don't know, davearm was like a one-man supply for FJM. This guy is just obsessed with the bullpen.
  12. Jesus, just reveal that you're davearm already.
  13. Is that him behind Rizzo? I figured that was one of the random bullpen bodies floating around these days. pretty sure you're talking about hammel arrieta is behind starlin/next to motte Carrie Muskat would be proud of the two of you. The one behind Rizzo (to his right, our left) is Teagarden. Hammel is the tallest guy all the way on the right, behind Wood. White baseball players are the most boring, interchangeable people on Earth.
  14. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8i7ndziyu1qmkddc.gif
  15. i'd much rather have meph here being an [expletive] aside from his weird sociopathic stuff That was usually the most entertaining part.
  16. fowler is cool as [expletive] you stupid [expletive] dude comes out to chedda the connect and is a super nice guy with swag for days. he's also on pace for only slightly less war than derosa was that year, but we're not talking about that. if unremarkable derosa gets points for being cool, then so does fowler. Fowler isn't going to sniff DeRo's Cubs WAR in any way at all when this year is done. I'll bet you a pile of delicious RAM chips. dero was a 2.5 war player in 2007 I know. Fowler's only going to get near it if the last couple of weeks are how he plays most of the rest of the way out as opposed to how he looked for most of May, all of June and the first half of July.
  17. Is that him behind Rizzo? I figured that was one of the random bullpen bodies floating around these days. pretty sure you're talking about hammel arrieta is behind starlin/next to motte That's just a sideburn!
  18. I take everything too seriously. You've seen my post history, right? Seriously though this forum can ostracize new posters sometimes. I try to defend them because I've seen a lot of people come and go on here (myself included), and it's just kind of sad to me. I know I'm illogical and emotional and too serious -- but I also want people to have fun here, and not be scared to hit the Submit button all the time. Most of the new posters have been gibberish monsters. You're only defending them because deep down you know you're one of them.
  19. fowler is cool as [expletive] you stupid [expletive] dude comes out to chedda the connect and is a super nice guy with swag for days. he's also on pace for only slightly less war than derosa was that year, but we're not talking about that. if unremarkable derosa gets points for being cool, then so does fowler. Fowler isn't going to sniff DeRo's Cubs WAR in any way at all when this year is done. I'll bet you a pile of delicious RAM chips.
  20. Is that him behind Rizzo? I figured that was one of the random bullpen bodies floating around these days.
  21. To be somewhat fair, he's been much better the last couple of weeks. I still have no interest in the Cubs bringing him back unless it's for dirt cheap and in a platoon.
  22. Please post screenshots of this. http://myfabfinance.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Talktoyourself.gif
  23. outside of soriano the old one featured like rob bowen or something You heartless monster. DeRo was pretending to surf like a cool dude, Zambrano looked like he was eating an imaginary sandwich and Uncle Cliffy looked as happy as can be. Plus Matt Sinatro gets honorable mention just for his, "ahhhh, you crazy bunch o' kids"-look in the background. dero was cool. i loved him. fairly unremarkable tho. especially that year. fowler is cool too. Fowler is a fart in the wind and will be forgotten after he is cast aside once the season concludes. The other Aramis photo I had as my background photo was great, too: Can't find the bigger version anymore. Booooo.
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