Sammy Sofa
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That should be a crime. -
What's your point? So do you. You're insane. 7-3 at best.
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Oh, that's all? And, of course, DiamondMind thinks it should be 10-3.
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Montero, you choad.
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Painful success!
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Oh, Kris.
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Uh...Gameday has ball 1 literally in the middle of the zone.
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STAMP YOUR HAMMER UPON THE GROUND AND SUMMON THE LIGHTENING, ODINSON.
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LULZ
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Those are the strikes a butt would call.
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Rocket one out of here, Soler. Just try not to kill a fan.
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Muahahahahahahaaaaaaah!
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That's basically the desired narrative when any player is benched anywhere. Of course they don't want something boring like, "there's no drama; he's taking it as well as can be and wants to do what's best for the team."
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Holy pitch count.
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This is the most Cardinals inning by the Cubs in a long time. The student has become the master.
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And he'll do it again, too. http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/theemosthappiee/27932321/13987/original.gif
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What in God's name are you smoking.
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David has been picking some weird sides lately.
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You do realize Carlos Beltran was arguably the best defensive CF'er in baseball in his prime, right? That's a mighty lofty expectation. Dammit, you beat me to it. I think Baez (or Castro) would be fine defensively in CF, but comparing him to Beltran? Good Lord. I'm having crazy thoughts like Castro takes to 2B, something clicks and Baez is also able to hold down CF. They sign Heyward and plug him in to RF and slide Soler over to RF. Or maybe sign Cespedes instead. Basically I want bonkers things to happen.
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It's like after the first inning it's like the Cubs get two top of the order/1-3 spots starting with Addison.
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I remember buying a few Choose Your Own Adventure-style books as a kid where you were managing a baseball team. They ended up being mostly this kind of crazy/obscure stuff, and usually it resulted in me hurling the book across the room.
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Clark is better than Hunter Pence.
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Still much more likely that he made her do something she didn't want to do.
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.788 today .801 today.
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He's never given up despite the relentless hatred of thousands of stunted manbabies. You do your thing, Clark.
