Sammy Sofa
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Slap yourself in the face, blast this song and scream along to it: https://youtu.be/lYFGTf3M3Sc -
Holy crap! Good luck!
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/93eccd588cd13735c65dcbdbdddc8181/tumblr_mlienvWiGA1qb3f0ao1_250.gif
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thats just how he pimps his dongs He's the Latin version of Crankshaft; he has no idea how to pimp anything. It's adorable. WE TOLD YOU HE'S ADORABLE No, you kept trying to tell me he was funny. He's a weird lump of an old looking man who I keep thinking is a big fat guy until I see him.
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thats just how he pimps his dongs He's the Latin version of Crankshaft; he has no idea how to pimp anything. It's adorable.
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I like how Montero hit it so hard he was taken aback by it.
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I'm just doing as Maddon says. LATE GAME SWAG.
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This excellent work cannot be lost in the shuffle. It's the new smeared Jesus face.
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That's not the point. And if the Cards had lost/lose those very games we're talking about, how much gagging would they really have had to do? Unlikely? Yes. Unheard of? Far from it. And much more helpful toward our chances of winning a championship. Blowing an 8.5 game lead in less than 2 months would be historic gag status. It's the Cardinals, it's not happening. They're going to win 105 games and we just have to accept it. THE BLUE JAYS LITERALLY JUST DID IT.
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That's not the point. And if the Cards had lost/lose those very games we're talking about, how much gagging would they really have had to do? Unlikely? Yes. Unheard of? Far from it. And much more helpful toward our chances of winning a championship. Blowing an 8.5 game lead in less than 2 months would be historic gag status. It's the Cardinals, it's not happening. They're going to win 105 games and we just have to accept it. Please take that loser talk elsewhere. ---- I was on my way home from work at the end of the 9th, and as soon as the Brewers tied I gunned it because I knew the Cubs were gonna win this in extras. Montero hits it out literally between me turning off my car in the garage and running into the house to find them celebrating. DAMN MY TIMING.
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He makes up for it with his cat like quickness http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljng1o0wtU1qigbe9o1_500.gif
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I'm so cool I just comically ho-hum every Brewers batter even though I'm not actually yawning. SO COOL.
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David turned into a hardcore meatball so gradually I didn't even notice it happening.
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Man, outside of the KB dong and the Rizzo catch this game is like Ambien.
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Just today, actually. It smelled too "sweet" or something. Not a fan. That's why I stick with the scentless kind. I want the world to enjoy my flavorful musk.
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Awwwwwww.
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How does Hammel own the Brewers? Because for most of the year he's been an effective pitcher and the Brewers have a terrible offense? Oh, that kooky baseball.
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How does Hammel own the Brewers?
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Haha, he does the white guy thing where he's only 4 inches off the ground but jerks his legs to make it look like he's getting serious air. Hahhahahahahahaah! Perfect.
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I would kill to watch you face off with TT over this.
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Brewers, I'ma let you dong, but Kris Bryant had THE BEST DONG OF ALL TIME.
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Garza serving up some sloppy meatballs. He got lucky this inning.
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"Ha-HAH! Hammel gave up a solo HR to noted HR hitter Ryan Braun! THAT will settle the Hendricks vs. Hammel debate absolutely nobody was having!"
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This is a weirdly random and pointless post.
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I'll bet DiamondMind likes Braun, too.
