Sammy Sofa
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You're in a thread regularly filled with malcontents who can't wait to rail on the game even before it starts. One guy regularly rails on the weather as far in advance as possible. They hate the team, the sport, themselves and the world at large, but can't shut the [expletive] up about it. -
Sure they are.
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That's a pretty heartwarming story!
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At least this guy is actually a ranked prospect.
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Chase Utley
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Petition to change your name to "HunterPenceNoneTheRicher." -
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now I feel real bad for him.
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Uh, 'cause it's dumb as [expletive] Working lights! Working elevator! It fires rockets! It can hold all of your vehicles! An amplifier with a microphone! You're a monster!
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Dear God.... How is that not the greatest vehicle/playset ever made? And for only $250?!?
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Chase Utley
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Hey, California knows how to party. -
Nobody's ever actually been banned from this site; they all just finally pushed Bob a little bit too far.
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You REALLY don't want to piss off a guy like Bob Sanders.
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I'M NO QUITTER.
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Chase Utley
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
I wish I had gone with "DiamondMind's Lair" instead. Seems more fitting given the circumstances. -
Why would i spend money on a team i hate and troll? why would you buy food you don't eat? why would you buy a car you don't drive? i mean [expletive] this is basic stuff here.. Wait. Did you think they were accusing you of trolling the Cubs? Thats usually what people mean when they call you a troll on a message board focused on a specific team. You're a troll in that you're willfully now trying to be the annoying dumb baseball guy when before you were just naturally the annoying dumb baseball guy.
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Only 3 of the players have anything resembling a significant sample size: 1 of them is Miguel Cabrera, who is a threat against everyone. The other one is Ian Kinsler, who is also a good hitter. The third is Rajai Davis, who stinks this year. So basically it means "watch out for 2 of their 3 best hitters (common sense) and Rajai Davis," yet he's trying to use it to do his latest schtick of just trying to annoy people by nursing the dumbest doom boner around.
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What would going to 8 Cubs games have to do with you being a troll here?
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Chase Utley
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
DL = DiamondMind's Lap -
Hahahahah!
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He's cool! Last night was a disaster because it was a Diamond Mind thread. Everything smelled like flopsweat and spilled Boone's Farm.
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Ok yep this is definitely an ac†. Dude sent me a PM saying he's intentionally trolling at this point. It's just boring now.
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It's that hot Kevin Smith "are they long shorts or short pants?"-look.
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Only beautiful people on this here message board. Hey, at least all of us look better than Spiegel. [picture of erik] Or keener.
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So you seriously think because the Tigers dropped a couple of key bunt singles last night they are now going to attempt to repeatedly do the same today? It's not like they got those hits last night because of crippling breakdowns or flaws in the Cubs' defense; they were just laid down perfectly (which doesn't usually happen) and the Cubs (rightly) weren't expecting it. If they try to make it a thing again today the, for one, aren't likely to lay down bunts the good repeatedly, and the Cubs are going to be expecting it. So, yeah, it's pretty "crazy." Especially when they can also crush the ball and the wind is going to be howling out, so I seriously doubt they're going to be repeatedly trying the same moves they did in the 8th of a tie ballgame being played after midnight.
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You can see it right up there.
