Sammy Sofa
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Oh my. -
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They're going to lose a number of games between now and the end of the season; so acting like each one is a nightmare and blackout drunk-worthy seems a tad excessive. It's it like this one counts as a double-loss or anything.
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He hit 94 That's a weird jersey number.
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Hahahahah! Gameday apparently has no speed readings for Richard's pitches. I'm just picturing him throwing everything super-slow like a Bugs Bunny pitch.
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Well, this seems like a waste.
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After last night they can't really afford to put it all on the bullpen again. Might as well leave him out there as a long as possible.
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I don't think you actually know what outliers are. Worrying about how well a pitcher hits is just going to give you really pointless ulcers.
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You're just being willfully contrarian. You know pitchers can add to their value by being a competent bat. Zambrano added like 1.5 WAR one year, and Lester is literally the worst hitting pitcher in the game. You don't see how that lessens his value in the NL? For a good as a pitcher he can be, he continually shoots himself in the foot with pretty much every other single aspect of NL baseball. Zambrano is a clear outlier and a really stupid comparison point. Lester is obviously a shitty hitter even by pitcher standards, but ultimately most of them are just varying versions of the same shitty hitter.
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OH CRAP, A PITCHER WHO CAN'T HIT.
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You're in a thread regularly filled with malcontents who can't wait to rail on the game even before it starts. One guy regularly rails on the weather as far in advance as possible. They hate the team, the sport, themselves and the world at large, but can't shut the [expletive] up about it.
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Sure they are.
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That's a pretty heartwarming story!
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At least this guy is actually a ranked prospect.
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Chase Utley
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Petition to change your name to "HunterPenceNoneTheRicher." -
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now I feel real bad for him.
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Uh, 'cause it's dumb as [expletive] Working lights! Working elevator! It fires rockets! It can hold all of your vehicles! An amplifier with a microphone! You're a monster!
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Dear God.... How is that not the greatest vehicle/playset ever made? And for only $250?!?
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Chase Utley
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Hey, California knows how to party. -
Nobody's ever actually been banned from this site; they all just finally pushed Bob a little bit too far.
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You REALLY don't want to piss off a guy like Bob Sanders.
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I'M NO QUITTER.
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Chase Utley
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
I wish I had gone with "DiamondMind's Lair" instead. Seems more fitting given the circumstances. -
Why would i spend money on a team i hate and troll? why would you buy food you don't eat? why would you buy a car you don't drive? i mean [expletive] this is basic stuff here.. Wait. Did you think they were accusing you of trolling the Cubs? Thats usually what people mean when they call you a troll on a message board focused on a specific team. You're a troll in that you're willfully now trying to be the annoying dumb baseball guy when before you were just naturally the annoying dumb baseball guy.
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Only 3 of the players have anything resembling a significant sample size: 1 of them is Miguel Cabrera, who is a threat against everyone. The other one is Ian Kinsler, who is also a good hitter. The third is Rajai Davis, who stinks this year. So basically it means "watch out for 2 of their 3 best hitters (common sense) and Rajai Davis," yet he's trying to use it to do his latest schtick of just trying to annoy people by nursing the dumbest doom boner around.
