Sammy Sofa
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Bake 'em away, toys.
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ban this [expletive] idiot This was the NSBB version of this: [spoil]http://i.giphy.com/OQS7mXrAQpr1u.gif[/spoil] Man, for as many gifs as you enjoy posting (and I'm with you on that), you gotta up your game on quality! I saw that one but I wanted Tommy's flip out included! Stupid gifs let me down.
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LULZ
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Turn this mutha out.
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ban this [expletive] idiot This was the NSBB version of this: [spoil]http://i.giphy.com/OQS7mXrAQpr1u.gif[/spoil]
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I hope this makes Rozner's heart explode.
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[expletive] yeah. Best thing to ever happen under Ricketts so far. THAT'S RIGHT, DAMMIT.
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NEVERRRRRRRRRRR. Move that power up with Schwarber sitting.
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That's a cool 1-2, but god [expletive] dammit, Coghlan.
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I think I can "win" this: When I was 14 I had a really bad bought of bronchitis and I was eating Pringles and had just swallowed when I had a coughing fit and apparently managed to cough up a not-chewed enough piece of chip back into my throat and started choking. My mom thinks something catastrophic has happened because of the illness and is screaming and calling 911 and I can't talk to explain what was happening and ultimately got the piece lose by basically slamming my back against the wall a couple of times. She wasn't convinced at all at what I said happened and made me ride to the damn hospital in an ambulance and get checked out. Wasted my whole sick day. Managed to fart- [expletive] my drawers a little, too, from coughing so hard. Haven't touched a Pringle since.
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The only booze I can't go near are screwdrivers. Ugh, they're garbage to begin with, but just the scent of vodka and OJ is enough to get me queasy.
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I was just saying most of this stuff was garbage food, doritos/spaghettios/beefaroni that you would expect a stupid kid to over indulge on and get sick. If you don't eat them the rest of your life, you aren't missing out. But not being able to enjoy scallops would suck. I'm really not a seafood person to begin with, so it doesn't come up much. When I've had them since I just get this weird image like I'm biting into a gigantic, pulsing nerve.
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Scallops likely are delicious, jersey; you seem to have already forgotten the point of the discussion. I just can't eat them because as soon as I bite into one I'm back to being violently ill after eating them as a child.
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This is your time to shine, Baez.
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doritos Not to this day. Lasted a good 15-20 years though Spaghettios. Beefaroni. Peeps. Scallops.
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Banana-fana-fo-ferpes.
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Yeah, I didn't eat hot dogs for years and years because I was convinced one made me barf as a kid. Still can't eat any kind of "cool ranch" chips to this day because of how sick I got when I was, like, 10 and the puke tasted like it was made of the damned ranch flavoring powder on Doritos.
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Wait, why were your lips burning when you ate them like that? Are you the Ashy Larry of robots?
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http://deadspin.com/that-anthony-rizzos-such-a-sweet-boy-1728484726
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Hak Ju Lee DFAd
Sammy Sofa replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Well, great, I think it came across like I just had a violent stroke at work trying not to laugh at that. -
Thanks for your unrequested opinion on the exsistance of God. Not really sure what it has to do with the subject of this thread though. http://i.giphy.com/gdKAVlnm3bmKI.gif
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Well we know at the very least that he will own this month: March/April - 6.23 May - 1.76 June - 5.74 July - 1.66 August - 5.04 Career September ERA - 3.20 (2nd best month of his career after 3.15 in July) This, however, would bode poorly for October. Aren't his career playoff stats pretty damn good?
