Jump to content
North Side Baseball

Sammy Sofa

Old-Timey Member
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    98,030

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    206

 Content Type 

Profiles

Joomla Posts 1

Chicago Cubs Videos

Chicago Cubs Free Agent & Trade Rumors, Notes, & Tidbits

2026 Chicago Cubs Top Prospects Ranking

News

2023 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks

Guides & Resources

2024 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks

The Chicago Cubs Players Project

2025 Chicago Cubs Draft Pick Tracker

Blogs

Events

Forums

Store

Gallery

Everything posted by Sammy Sofa

  1. Sammy Sofa
    http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/07/chuckle-GIF.gif?gs=a
  2. Sammy Sofa
    This is the true Cardinals. This just yet another preview of the fate that awaits them for years to come.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone except Duke is an oaf.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrou3jpnK1r9y8hpo1_1280.jpg
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I'm giving Molina the ol' stinkeye.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Ho-hum. Haren's gonna lock this [expletive] down.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    How dare you lump that man's name in the same sentence as Bryant? Don't get all muley-eared with me. It's on those two for not getting any hits. I'm just reporting the facts. Heh-heh! "Mule."
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Vs. any other team, it would be go with the dregs time. Vs. these guys, I take nothing for granted until bottom of the 9th and 3 out. http://esq.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/06/54d4266c44124_-_.gif
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I couldn't even get the live feed to start. I had to start from the beginning and advance to about 5 minutes behind for it work.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    This is glorious.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnne. He still looks like a defective dildo.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    It still hurts my feelings.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    LaStella has a career. .232/.306/.295 career line vs RHP. La Stella has played just over 100 games at the MLB level, I honestly don't really care much about his splits compared to his much larger track record that indicates he'll be able to get hit them pretty well. I mean, do we want to compare it to Baez's career MLB line against RHP? No way, I need to eat lunch. But if we're ultimately just still waiting to see what either can do, wouldn't it be preferable to just have Baez in there? He at least has a decent shot to stumble into blasting a dong. It's not like La Stella offers a clear defensive upgrade or anything.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, it's high comedy up in here. Alright, let's have some fun. Let's list all of the Hendry-era middle infielders we like better than La Stella. Not including the players that never played for the Cubs that were traded away, it's a grim crew. Cubs middle-infielder seasons since 2001 with a higher walk rate than La Stella's career rate (400 PA total, the equivalent of a year): - 2002 Mark Bellhorn - 2008 Mark DeRosa - 2008 Ryan Theriot So yeah, sure, I'd prefer LH 2002 Mark Bellhorn and 2008 Mark DeRosa if he hit lefty. Aside from that, I'm willing to give La Stella more than 30 PA with the Cubs to prove a valuable LH IF bat. EDIT: Forgot Valbuena last year, but he wasn't exactly Hendry-era. 2015 Valbuena is having a weird season though. Valbuena this year is one of my favorite baseball things ever; he has such a bizarre line. And with La Stella, ultimately I have no problem with him as a backup, but right now it seems just kind of pointless to play him over Baez unless you're trying to skip a really, really tough pitcher. Plus I really just want them to absolutely pound the Cardinals into submission.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    it's actually not Well, damn.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, it's high comedy up in here. Alright, let's have some fun. Let's list all of the Hendry-era middle infielders we like better than La Stella.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    It'll be weird when this miracle season gets made into a movie and Mark Ruffalo plays him and he's only in the movie for, like, 5 minutes before getting buried in the big pit outside of Wrigley. That big pit is still there, right?
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Get out of my meatball dreams and get in to my meatball car. Tommy La Stella stinks.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I have to say, I did NOT expect my La Stella-hate to inspire more of a passionate defense than my Chris Coghlan batting 3rd-hate.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Tommy, I told you before: STOP GNAWING ON THE DRYWALL.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    It looks like the Face Crusher smooshed his entire head into an even-sized point.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    The only thing La Stella should be in is a cannon. At least Herrera comes with his own Rally Bucket. Is he your cousin or something? Equating La Stella with Herrera is silly, did he kill your cousin or something? Or is this a 'I marginally dislike this decision so I'm going to bombastically spam the thread with half hearted invective about it' bit? There's nothing marginal or half-hearted about this; Tommy La Stella sucks and I hate him and his dumb-looking ratface. His whole upper body is shaped like a [expletive] nipple: http://media.morristechnology.com/webmedia/upload/forsythnews/article/2014/03/07/FCN_BRAVESmug_030914_web.jpg
  23. Sammy Sofa
    The only thing La Stella should be in is a cannon. At least Herrera comes with his own Rally Bucket. Is he your cousin or something?
  24. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/VGs4AxrJBk9aw.gif
  25. Sammy Sofa
    And come the [expletive] on; La Stella and Coghlan batting 2-3? He's just mocking me now.
×
×
  • Create New...