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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I WILL STILL HATE YOU FOREVER, LA STELLA.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    As statistically unlikely as it is as catching them I still just want to pound the Cardinals into savage and merciless submission, and I want it done with the most amazing, balls-out lineup possible. Even when they win today it will just be eking it out compared to the brutality they could have unleashed. Rational thinking has no home here today. Seek not just to destroy, but to crush their spirit.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    In the aim of playing devil's advocate: [tweet] [/tweet] Sure, much better LHH than La Stella. We don't have to pretend that devolving back to this kind of MI nonsense is tolerable just because Maddon is doing it.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Could not possibly give less of a patooty about splits and how they relate to La Stella. He is a garbage person who has no future in baseball and he is making Javier Baez sit on the bench. Anyone who supports this, especially when someone like Bryant is getting a break, probably kicks puppies and spits on babies. I hope he's Kanged out of his baseball career today.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Tommy La Stella is an infuriating enigma. I thought we had left such childish things behind.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    SORRY, JAKE.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    If you want proof check out the comments on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XBduEW8o5ww Ahhhh, translator program; you are the best:
  8. Sammy Sofa
    If you want proof check out the comments on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XBduEW8o5ww
  9. Sammy Sofa
    It definitely was just bad luck, mostly due to Walker's shitty throw and how Kang planted, but Coghlan's is basically Public Enemy #2 in South Korea now.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Here's the link I dug up from the source code since it doesn't allow you to right click and save it normally. https://nbcsportsworld.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/150917-cubs-1600.jpg Also, I just noticed Dexter looks like a little kid trying to hold back his excitement from seeing boobs for the first time at a strip club. YOINK. Thanks!
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Theo knows to use landscape mode. What a cool dude.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Including the negative, I suppose this would have to be the most surprising thing. I really thought he was going to take a step forward in 2015, not [expletive] the bed. I didn't even think that; I just figured it would be business as usual with maybe a bit more power. Yeah, that's kind of what I meant; I was thinking he'd be usual good Castro while hitting 20+ homers. Damn, that's way more bullish than me; I was thinking 15-20.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Including the negative, I suppose this would have to be the most surprising thing. I really thought he was going to take a step forward in 2015, not [expletive] the bed. I didn't even think that; I just figured it would be business as usual with maybe a bit more power.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    The baserunning in general; never would have figured they would have been that aggressive or successful. Soler's season being a massive disappointment was a surprise. I was convinced he was going to be maybe the most impressive all-around of the prospects; the lack of power was bad enough, but I never thought he'd be such a disaster defensively. Coghlan still being so useful. Castro being so awful. Bryant being so (relatively) good defensively. Russell showing up as early as he did (though his performance to this point has been about what I'd expect). Schwarber showing up as early as he did. Every single start La Stella has gotten.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Schwarbs got lifted for defense that was Denorfia Ok thanks. Glad I was wrong. Thought it was Scwarbs and freaked out when I thought it was himbelly flopping on the warning track Schwarber is the size of, like, 3 Denofrias.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Well now it makes sense why he's been pretending to always hate him; he knew this was lurking. seriously though i never loved him as a player as i'm biased toward guys with good plate approaches. that said i recognized when he had value despite that and thought people who wanted to dump him for meatbally reasons were ridiculous. yeah, he had an imperfect approach but he still managed to have value despite it. i never "liked" him outside of the fact that he was a good player, which i recognized despite not loving him outside of that. but now he actually sucks (based on what he has done for his past 1500PA or so) and those meatbally things that bothered all the meatballs bother me too. Time to come back from the dark side. You've been hanging out with a bad crowd and they've got you drinking soda and using curse words.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    He might as well be dead; his velocity was way down and didn't get better.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Honk-honk!
  19. Sammy Sofa
    LaFromboise? This guy is better be a super sexy international cat burglar who walks around speaking with an OUTRAAAAAAAGEOUS accent.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    [spoil]http://i.giphy.com/1F2V2wlGUjGTu.gif[/spoil]
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Well now it makes sense why he's been pretending to always hate him; he knew this was lurking.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Edwards is the Screech. Yeesh.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Gotta find a way to get Rat Boy in the lineup, dude.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Ban this spamming freak, you lazy emeffers.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Fixed that for you.
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