It obviously won't happen this way, but I wouldn't be upset if I never saw Derrick Rose suit up for the Bulls again I'm infinitely more bummed about the idea of Noah not being a Bull anymore. He's on the wrong side of 30 and too broken down, but he was cool as [expletive]. Rose being a brittle bust is bad enough, but combine with him being a creepy weirdo and it's, like, just go.