Sammy Sofa
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More like one of the Gashouse Gorillas. -
Pujols, Alfred Molina, Dracula, Blacula and Son of Kong.
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Even Rose didn't suck tonight!
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Yeah, but he's a big galoot and the day his baseball career ends after he cartoonishly leaves a galoot-sized hole in the bricks will make me sad. I don't like being sad.
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What would you do with Schwarber/Soler? Trade one? Trade them both for Stanton.
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LOOK AT HOW TRADING STARLIN IS TEARING US APAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRT!!!
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Alright, that makes more sense.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Man, even I'M horrified by this. Not overall man. I thought he was in the 50's for the Red Sox. I KNOW.
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His backwards cap driving people like my grandfather insane might be his greatest legacy of all.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Man, even I'M horrified by this.
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Man, I love Sammy, but I wouldn't vote him in.
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It's almost difficult to believe he wrote it. Maybe. I do know several people with poor spoken English who are excellent writers. It's not like it was particularly well-written as is and it was posted by a publication that has an editorial staff vs. on his his instagram or something, so I think it's possible that it wasn't ghostwritten. For me it was less of a language thing and more that I doubt any athlete actually wrote it when something like that comes out.
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It's almost difficult to believe he wrote it. Pretty much. But it's still beautiful, dammit!
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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx212/jaimearkin/troy_zpsf46b80c0.gif
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Said it before and I'll say it again: use Arrieta like the gorgeous slab of beef he is and then let him go after 2017.
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Deadspin rightly rocking the Junior gifs today with the HoF talk: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--iqFyiVU7--/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/j0mroh8f2d0p6m3akknr.gif http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--4D9Ue8BV--/aebgmbcaxxz8tzlqjkej.gif THAT SWING. THAT HAT. *Swoon*
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You might want to take a look at how much Rose is owed.
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It obviously won't happen this way, but I wouldn't be upset if I never saw Derrick Rose suit up for the Bulls again Same here. I'm really looking forward to when he's no longer on the roster. I hope they trade him and at least get something for him. I can't see him with the Bulls when his current contract is up. Why in God's name would anyone give up anything of value for Rose?
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It obviously won't happen this way, but I wouldn't be upset if I never saw Derrick Rose suit up for the Bulls again I'm infinitely more bummed about the idea of Noah not being a Bull anymore. He's on the wrong side of 30 and too broken down, but he was cool as [expletive]. Rose being a brittle bust is bad enough, but combine with him being a creepy weirdo and it's, like, just go.
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These guys [expletive] rule right now. Mirotic looking a lot better, too.
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Dammit, Gasol.
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JIMMEH.
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Hot damn.
