Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Why wait? Sign someone this offseason. They'll have the money.
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He is [expletive] amazing.
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[glow=red][shadow=blue]SHOULDA BEEN SAMMY.[/shadow][/glow]
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Why would Hawk only want to do road games? He really wants to get out of the house? He lives in South Bend and apparently hates commuting back and forth between there and Chicago. I know there's an airport in South Bend, but it only goes to, like, 10 other airports in the US. Go [expletive] figure.
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I imagine bartenders growling "we don't serve their kind here!" happens a LOT in St. Louis.
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Schilling and Kruk not on Sunday Night Baseball in 2016
Sammy Sofa replied to Banedon's topic in General Baseball Talk
Nooooooooooooooooooope. Kruk is just a breathless, sweating turd and Schilling is just infuriating. Joe Morgan they ain't. -
Just push the McCaskeys into the lake.
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Because likely there's nobody who would pay for the stadium. Publicly funded stadiums have been exposed as the money pits/scams they are, and Illinois and Chicago are way too damn broke to even dream of such a thing.
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Great hype, pal!
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He just got a bunch of people out of St. Louis; how bad can he be?
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Maybe he was on some Jerry Lewis-style steroids and he's cycling. That pic makes me want to feed him a sammich or five.
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Just found out nobody else can use our Cubs home opener tickets. First opener I've been to in a while.
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it's weird because during the playoffs you were fun confident [expletive] you we're beating everyone guy in the offseason you've been all kyle schwarber is going to be adam dunn in the field and kill himself on the brick wall and anthony rizzo's cancer is back OK, all joking a salad, I was genuinely concerned about Rizzo. To me this seems way too early for the usual "he's in the best shape of his life" stories; If I see someone I haven't seen in only a couple months and I think "whoa, they've lost 30 pounds" odds are I'm going to be worried something is wrong with them, especially if it happened over the holidays. Plus he's a power guy, so I would have figured that getting him into shape would be a combination of losing a little weight and conditioning, and not just dramatically dropping the equivalent of a toddler with still over a month to go before pitchers and catchers report. Obviously, it's all just based off of Kaplan's dumbass tweet, but it's still surprising to me.
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Words hurt.
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That's the thing; Italian dude from a family that loves to eat somehow drops 30 pounds over the holidays? Nigh impossible. Hopefully just Kaplan being an idiot.
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Uhhhh, that seems like a LOT of weight to lose in less than 3 months (and over the holidays, too), especially for a guy that really didn't seem he needed to lose much at all. That worries me a bit.
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The Packers can have this victory over dumbass racism so long as they are delivered a soul-crushing defeat next week.
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Remnants from forehead heroin parties.
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Texas pain is the sweetest kind of pain.
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This is just how we live now, apparently.
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They could also trade Rizzo so the one man Beagle Boys Gang can play 1B.
