Sammy Sofa
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So he might be a Yeti (not our yeti...or is he) or the Unabomber?
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It feels like people are confused: Feel free to start another thread that is about Ben Zobrist's adventures on the baseball field; this is the one about trying to find out whether or not he's a creepy weirdo.
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Intriguing.
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Someone buy my votes, dammit.
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That has to be one of the greatest gifs ever created involving baseball. He really does look like a blind person jumping when someone told him too. -
So the Cubs have the 5th best OPS in baseball, and are tied with the A's with the 9th most dongs (11 teams actually ahead of them). It's wonderfully terrifying they've been THIS amazing with their dong factor so much lower (for now) than what we were expecting, and minus Schwarber and (mostly) Heyward and their offense is likely going to get even BETTER. Basically this season is going pretty damn great.
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Pretty sure Baez thought he was a Make-a-Wish kid.
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George Will managed the impressive feat of being the only person in Ken Burns' Baseball to actually make hate the sport a little bit based on how much he loved it. weren't you the guy who actually read his cubs book and said it was good Yup. Probably would have hated the audio version; I can't stand hearing the guy talk about anything.
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This is needed in the Creepy Weirdo thread. Thanks.
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The Cubs juggernaut continues today behind a couple of starting pitchers who both look like they should be rocking this as their theme song: Speaking of dirty white boys: Let's go Cubs. http://static.wixstatic.com/media/ba7f83_2ea3d3ea5b3a4df2817646990cd281a7.gif
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yes. in the ricketts seats. PTR and kenney were with him earlier. George Will managed the impressive feat of being the only person in Ken Burns' Baseball to actually make hate the sport a little bit based on how much he loved it.
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Then get back on the case before I get IA on your ass.
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No.
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Broken, possibly drunk David is the best David.
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Everyone had to do that.
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Mostly the mutual Jesus Freak thing, the weird involvement in his wife's Jesus Freak-y career, he seems super quiet and reserved compared to what comes across as a really lose and fun-lovin' bunch of chuckleheads on the team. Basically he seems like the kind of guy everyone yells "CHEESE IT!!!" over when he stumbles across them having shenanigans.
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It's a short list; most of them play for the Cubs.
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Then he's the coolest.
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TT, this thread is about WANTING to see Zobrist as something other than a creepy weirdo. I find it endearing how you glom on to all of the sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies and dickheads that end up on the roster and defend them as righteous dudes to the bitter end, but we need some kind of tangible proof. Just one example of Zobrist being a stone cold chiller.
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Hmmmm. Borderline.
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horsefeathers, I thought he was going to be the best of the prospects.
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Yeah, him seemingly adding some serious TOOTBLAN tendencies to his game kinda quells any hope I have for him to make up for his deficiencies via his bat. It's, like, "damn, dude, you already suck defensively, but now you gotta suck at THIS, too?" It feels like he's got to REALLY hit well to offset how stank he is at everything else. well, you never know... That just feels like you're cruelly teasing a dog with a delicious treat.
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Dammit, I don't have sound on. Big time helps retracted.
