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  1. Sammy Sofa
    very few people actually thought lackey sucked. this thread was mostly a jokey response to a bad game (in which he got schwarber killed on purpose) since a lot of posters here hate lackey because he's kind of a big meatbally red assed jerk. i don't care that he is at all, but a lot of people do, apparently. It's just entertaining to hate on a chronic horsefeathers head for being a chronic horsefeathers head.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    This StylesClash guy gets things.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    The Yankees managed to win a 2-1 game off of a single hit: a 2-run dong courtesy of Starlin Castro. They're few and far between, but he does have his moments.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers, you aren't kidding. I like the janky mascot's head getting knocked around in the celebration.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/wOSUvkosHYJwY.gif
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Nah, I just really got a kick out of his weird pic from the cookbook and it reminded me how much I liked the "Ted Lilly is a psycho" meme. Though now that I know it bugs you, well, it's just that much more special.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    In other words:
  8. Sammy Sofa
    What the horsefeathers; I went 7-1. Butters is cool and all, but [expletive], man.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs are going to dismantle the Phillies like Ted Lilly uses that chart to dismantle corpses: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hYdcGNbWvyI/0.jpg
  10. Sammy Sofa
    So negative.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Funk yeah.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Nice, I might have had the most incorrect bold prediction in the bold prediction thread by saying Starlin would double Zobrist's WAR. Man this dude is impressive. I think they just simultaneously donged today, which is kinda hot.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I'd like to think his cold, calculating mind simply decided that instead of hitting the ball hard at someone he will simply hit hard to somewhere where nobody can catch it.
  14. Sammy Sofa
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  15. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, Montero's alive!
  16. Sammy Sofa
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ooj5nDqj1rrbogso2_500.gif The Cubs fear no pitcher.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    My latest theory is that it's weaponized dentures. Or at least defensive ones to replace the originals getting punched the horsefeathers out of jaw.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Lackey's MLB mugshot on Gameday just makes it look like his mouth is all one gigantic tooth.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Zobrist sometimes just hits the ball a little TOO well.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    A neck tattoo, however, trumps all of this sleeve talk. Nobody likes those damn things. Also lost in the sleeve nonsense: his horrible, horrible soul patch, which is redundant since all soul patches are horrible.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Buncha pearl-clutching brosephs.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    This cracked me up at WSI: Isn't that Hawks' default mode besides drunken hillbilly bluster?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    This kid has no idea how close he came to the abyss...
  24. Sammy Sofa
    That was pretty fartknocker-y, Montero, but it'll do.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I want Soler to become Swoller.
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