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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Come on, chompers.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Nah.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    When I was 12 I got a pair of those flip-up sunglasses and I was convinced that was the peak of, well, everything. My life, fashion, convenience...turned out to just be the former.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, but Dwayne Wayne was so much cooler.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Russell has had some sexy weeks going.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I like this guy dropping Dwayne Wade like everyone is gonna be like, "oh no, he brought up DWAYNE WADE. We can't call HIM an idiot." So, sure, let's say Dwayne Wade is a moron. He can at least act like someone who isn't uncomfortable wearing a human suit.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Lackey will be fine; Joe will promise to feed him a shiny apple from his hand if he pitches better and he'll be lights out the rest of the game.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Nah; it's mostly him being a dumb weirdo.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    You sassy devil. http://g03.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB157oEHFXXXXcjXFXXq6xXFXXXS/Korean-Designer-Brand-Sexy-See-through-font-b-Net-b-font-Loose-Long-font-b-T.jpg
  10. Sammy Sofa
    YOU HAD ONE JOB, CT.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    bryant looked a little annoyed at him lol Tough horsefeathers, pretty boy. Willson is the lord.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/Ab2tLKySwKI48.gif
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Grand dong incoming.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    This kid might...MIGHT...might be pretty good.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/files/2014/07/08/884/n/1922283/14955da516caee3b_tumblr_inline_my1spziZey1s7fx81wZkGpx.xxxlarge/i/Chris-makes-best-weirded-out-face.gif I was with you until that.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Please don't be That Guy.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    This thread title popping up has had this continually stuck in my head:
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Wait, why would you be watching a cartoon differently? This is venturing into creepy Kyle-territory...
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Holy hell: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/paul-emmels-head-cracked-open-by-bat-1782537180
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Whut.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Jeez, THAT close to the Mark of the Beast. No wonder Zobrist stinks.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Well, horsefeathers, Fred got rid of "Lester the Fish Molester" from my thread title. You can't mess with the sorcery like that, man.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Zobrist needs to sacrifice a goat or something.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Make 'em remember when you were RoY, Coghlan.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Haw-haw.
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