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    It was CT's turn in the rotation, but he didn't show up so the other guy spot-started. Game thread law dictates the scheduled starter gets to go if they show up for the next game.
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    Willson cannot be contained.
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    Zobrist has kinda been terrible for a while; I think basically ever since I gave up the creepy weirdo crusade, so I hope you're happy, jerks. I was doing the (dark) Lord's work.
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    Holy crap; my feed is, like, 4 minutes behind you.
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    Cubs games:
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    Rizzzzzzzzzzzzzoooooooooooooo.
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    Plenty of innings left; think happy thoughts, you mugs.
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    You turned the game off for 5 minutes?
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    That's heroin to the forehead-talk.
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    Counterproductive as it is, Lackey is the one Cub where I get a perverse thrill when he sucks. Everything feels right with the universe.
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    Come on, chompers.
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    Nah.
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    When I was 12 I got a pair of those flip-up sunglasses and I was convinced that was the peak of, well, everything. My life, fashion, convenience...turned out to just be the former.
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    Yeah, but Dwayne Wayne was so much cooler.
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    Russell has had some sexy weeks going.
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    I like this guy dropping Dwayne Wade like everyone is gonna be like, "oh no, he brought up DWAYNE WADE. We can't call HIM an idiot." So, sure, let's say Dwayne Wade is a moron. He can at least act like someone who isn't uncomfortable wearing a human suit.
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    Lackey will be fine; Joe will promise to feed him a shiny apple from his hand if he pitches better and he'll be lights out the rest of the game.
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    Nah; it's mostly him being a dumb weirdo.
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    You sassy devil. http://g03.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB157oEHFXXXXcjXFXXq6xXFXXXS/Korean-Designer-Brand-Sexy-See-through-font-b-Net-b-font-Loose-Long-font-b-T.jpg
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    YOU HAD ONE JOB, CT.
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