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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Granted, I only know two people who spent any kind of significant time in prison, but both of them said the worst thing outside of the crippling boredom are the toilets right there in the cell. Nobody truly gets used to that kind of exposure.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Timely.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Hovering is the problem; you get in that position your nasty butt cheeks are still clenching together just causing spatter. If outside the home pooping must be done, nature is always preferred because you can get a real hammy test and pop a squat. Most everything blasts free and clear, and any cleanup can be handled by a sacrificed pair of underwear.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Definitely have no issues using them nor am I grossed out by them in any way. My body just gets all jacked up when I'm out of town and I'm basically constipated for 24-48 hrs. Not a conscious decision in any way. From what I understand, this happens to lots of people. I wonder if it's some sort of animal/territory instinct related thing The dreaded Truffle Syndrome.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    You're the weirdo that has desensitized himself to it; public bathrooms are hideous most of the time. It's perfectly natural to be grossed out by them.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, hotels are fair game; no problem using those at all. Hell, the lobby bathrooms of decent hotels are usually the oasis when it comes to public bathrooms.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Imagine how great it would be for that turn into a tortured, strangled, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK-AGGGGHHHHHH---"
  8. Sammy Sofa
    I want to vote for a massive Berman coronary.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Who was the guy that struck out three the other night? Jesus, give it a rest.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    That felt good.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vw0pSBhR1qb9ftxo1_500.gif
  12. Sammy Sofa
    wait what's the reference here? Uhhhhhh... http://triblive.com/sports/pirates/10762027-74/kang-marte-final
  13. Sammy Sofa
    YES.
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  15. Sammy Sofa
    OK, my feed is so far behind; KB just took strike 1.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Zobrist having himself a horsefeathers of a game.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    He's an idiot savant, though the "savant" part is pretty shaky.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Wow.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Baez, you're not nearly good enough at this point to be this stupid.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Come the horsefeathers on, Baez.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    "[insert pitcher's name here] struggled last time" is pretty redundant right now, JD.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Just win this stupid game.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Baez is gonna do his Baez thing where he makes up for his dumbassery with a majestic dong.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Seems like they've had several big hits.
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