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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Please explain what you possibly thinks qualifies in this very, very boring 1-0 game. Why do you encourage it? Because he has nothing besides "WAH, THE CUBS ARE LOSING AT THE MOMENT AND I BLOW GOATS."
  2. Sammy Sofa
    IT'S THE 6TH horsefeathering INNING IN A 1-0 GAME. Some of you are some real hot ham sandwiches.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Please explain what you possibly thinks qualifies in this very, very boring 1-0 game.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I mean, it worked for Starlin last year.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Hey David. Removed Heyward from your sig and let's see what happens.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    According to Gameday, dude swung at a fastball almost right down the middle. Can't really fault him for that.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    "moist yellow cake with frosting" is "hot ham and cheese"
  8. Sammy Sofa
    How high is David right now?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    http://jolt24.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/smoressmoosh.gif
  10. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/xvCCcLWlIu1QQ.gif
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I forget what the point of Coghlan is.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Or he does that instead.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Heyward's gonna redeem himself right here. Saddle up for a fatass Heyride.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Awesome AB.
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  16. Sammy Sofa
    Could be worse, but still: http://i.giphy.com/XNEtM8279ICQ0.gif
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I feel so bad for Nacho Man. I hope he got some pity nachos.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Fuel got him through some tough times, those tough times being when he was forced to be married to a cancer person, ew.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    He is also guiding Starlin to even more game-winning clutch hits:
  20. Sammy Sofa
    It didn't help that for almost all of his time on Seattle he was on Junior's Team. As amazing as ARod was then, he couldn't help but seem like the second banana, and for some reason it made him look weirdly not as impressive. It's not like I thought he sucked, but he was just "that really, really good SS who was in that weird SS shirtless photoshoot and played with Griffey." Hell, it was basically like he played FOR Griffey. With Texas he was still amazing, but he might as well have been in a black hole being on those garbage teams. Outside of the news about the contract it was basically like he didn't exist. And I don't know if Bopston would have changed all that much; he would have just gone to a different dominant team already packed with marquee players. He just would have been the creepy weirdo in Boston instead of the creepy weirdo in NY.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Deadspin suddenly rolling out the decent articles now that it's about to be sold. I thought this one was a good breakdown of how a guy THAT ridiculously talented was basically nothing more than a joke/punching bag for his entire career: http://deadspin.com/alex-rodriguez-was-big-enough-to-take-all-the-blame-1785097449 It's pretty unprecedented when you think about it. Who else at that talent-level spent basically all the time they played baseball as a second banana at best that almost everyone just made fun of?
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I don't hate ARod or anything like that, but at best he's just been a ridiculously easy person to laugh at and mock. I mean, yeah, it's ultimately just a game, but I can't think of another player with his talent level with as little respect his way, or someone who just so consistently managed to do or say the wrong thing to make him look even more absurd. Like, Bonds was a notorious dick, but that often just made him more intimidating and enigmatic and even badass. ARod is just a clown. I guess I feel sorry for him in the sense that you feel sorry for someone who simply can't stop making a complete ass of themselves, but mostly I just found him hilarious.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    You just know he's one of those hillbilly millionaire Duck Dynasty-types.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, "mule faced funky butt licker" is much more accurate.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    BASEBALLREFERENCE 4 EVER. But holy horsefeathers to this news.
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