Sammy Sofa
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Dropping Heyward doesn't mean you decided to check "no" on the "do you like me?" note he passed us. Plus why is he on there but Zobrist is left out? Age? Because otherwise it's a bunch of guys the Cubs had come up in their system (albeit some of them rather briefly) plus one hired gun who stinks. At this point, hey, what the hell. Let's embrace stupid superstitions. obviously age he's part of the young brigade of dominance, overlords of MLB What about Willson? -
His ERA went up. HE'S A BUM.
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Yes, because clearly this is grounded in close, sober examination of statistics. HE SUCKS AND YOU CAN FIX HIM AND HE DOESN'T BELONG IN IT ANYWAY. my point is i dropped castro because he sucked and i stopped liking him you can't fake that Dropping Heyward doesn't mean you decided to check "no" on the "do you like me?" note he passed us. Plus why is he on there but Zobrist is left out? Age? Because otherwise it's a bunch of guys the Cubs had come up in their system (albeit some of them rather briefly) plus one hired gun who stinks. At this point, hey, what the hell. Let's embrace stupid superstitions.
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Yes, because clearly this is grounded in close, sober examination of statistics. HE SUCKS AND YOU CAN FIX HIM AND HE DOESN'T BELONG IN IT ANYWAY.
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Oh, BBC:
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Since it was seemingly missed before, has there been any clarification as to whether or not Rondon is available today?
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Man, that totally looks like Ross sitting in the front row besides Heyward at the plate.
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I've only been half paying attention and kinda thought the Cubs were up something like 4-0 before Moss hit that dinger. Whoops. Score some more, jerks.
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But you had the same sig when they stunk. Damn your anti-logic when it comes to nonsensical luck totems. but in the big picture they have never stunk because they are on a 105 win pace with me having it so THERE Or it killed Schwarber and Heyward (and maybe Soler, who the horsefeathers knows anymore) and they'd be on pace for a historical number of wins otherwise, you MONSTER.
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please do not stop this crusade. i need a sig and i'll be happy to put lonely jason in that spot (but someone (logan?) needs to crop him out for me) but we are hung up until stubborn david comes around there's not a chance in hell i'm altering anything before we lose a game and we aren't going to so But you had the same sig when they stunk. Damn your anti-logic when it comes to nonsensical luck totems.
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Oh, JD.
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Since we all know it's too damn much, this just seems like longing for misery porn.
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Well, this is quite the display.
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He looks sick! Tommy has the mange.
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Molina and this nobody certainly make up one of the skeevier-looking batteries in the game. They look like Breaking Bad extras.
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I think David Ross' twin is sitting in the front row behind the backstop.
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But you've had it all year. Quit messing with my theory, which is based out of cold, hard, superstitious science, with your crazy, superstitious sorcerer's-nonsense.
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rain delay That's what happens when you have too many hot ham and cheeses.
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i think things are going pretty well and i'm not gonna [expletive] with it just for one player, sorry You wouldn't be messing with the others, just saving him through subtraction like you did with Starlin.
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Holy horsefeathers, how is my feed so far behind? Addison just donged.....NOW.
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Heyward is going to DP unless David removes him from his sig.
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What is Rondon's status today?
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They're a boring, sloppy, corrupt, low-rated mess. What were you expecting, Cobra to parachute in and kidnap the athletes?
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Then Soler should be in there instead of Heyward (unless David is busy fixing his sig).
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It's not too late for David to turn Heyward's season around. DO THE RIGHT THING. Imagine how satisfying it will be to see him swinging dongs around with abandon.
