Sammy Sofa
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Since we all know it's too damn much, this just seems like longing for misery porn.
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Well, this is quite the display.
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He looks sick! Tommy has the mange.
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Molina and this nobody certainly make up one of the skeevier-looking batteries in the game. They look like Breaking Bad extras.
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I think David Ross' twin is sitting in the front row behind the backstop.
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But you've had it all year. Quit messing with my theory, which is based out of cold, hard, superstitious science, with your crazy, superstitious sorcerer's-nonsense.
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rain delay That's what happens when you have too many hot ham and cheeses.
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i think things are going pretty well and i'm not gonna [expletive] with it just for one player, sorry You wouldn't be messing with the others, just saving him through subtraction like you did with Starlin.
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Holy horsefeathers, how is my feed so far behind? Addison just donged.....NOW.
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Heyward is going to DP unless David removes him from his sig.
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What is Rondon's status today?
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They're a boring, sloppy, corrupt, low-rated mess. What were you expecting, Cobra to parachute in and kidnap the athletes?
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Then Soler should be in there instead of Heyward (unless David is busy fixing his sig).
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It's not too late for David to turn Heyward's season around. DO THE RIGHT THING. Imagine how satisfying it will be to see him swinging dongs around with abandon.
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Kyle Hendricks, Ace
Sammy Sofa replied to Aaron_Kennelly's topic in North Side Baseball Front Page News
Also: dead-eyed psycho. http://www.csnchicago.com/sites/csnchicago/files/2016/04/12/kyle-hendricks-0602.png http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2016/03/12/images/mlbf_552305883_th_45.jpg http://www.csnchicago.com/sites/csnchicago/files/styles/article_hero_image/public/2016/07/15/hendricks_post_07-15_640x360_726139971563.jpg?itok=0ht1jOCJ http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/08/15/images/mlbf_368094883_th_45.jpg He and Lilly need to party. -
When the Cubs have their version of Moneyball made, this part is going to be AMAZING. Easy casting, too: http://www.milb.com/images/2012/04/04/lzPoGgNJ.jpg
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The last game right before the break was when Sofa changed his pic back to Starlin. http://i.giphy.com/qrQO1wpZLA2PK.gif
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Let's not lose sight of how if I can fix this thread title, surely David can fix Heyward by removing him from his sig. Maximize the domination.
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I tried. I feared the filthy rabble of the mob.
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Someone on Deadspin made a helpful chart:
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I hope the sprinklers went off in the visitors' clubhouse. "These aren't tears! It was...uh...the sprinklers! Yeah..."
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I made it somewhat a little less... face horsefeathers -y.
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Updated.
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There's no such thing.
