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  2. Sammy Sofa
    Eh, I doubt it. It's his resume that has "earned" him that. Meh. The guy rampages like he's Clemens or something instead of just John Lackey: decent starting pitcher.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Calm down, you stupid mule.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    God, shut up, Lackey.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    who? The King of Weak Contact Still going to have to clarify.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Sadly, this could be about Heyward or Baez at this point.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Yes you are right we all hate lackey because he's a bad pitcher. Go ahead and hate him for being a douche in his personal life. I want a damn world series. Thanks, we were waiting for your permission.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    He'll also still be a wretched human anus of a human being despite his pitching.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Ew, gross, this is a Lackey start? I feel tainted. Must clean with SUPER NACHOS: http://orientalteahouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/worldrecord_largest-nachos.jpg
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, and don't forget to eat nachos in memory of tree: RIPD
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I hope not. Maybe tomorrow he won't be too busy doing a business to make the thread. Who the hell pitches today?
  12. Sammy Sofa
    For me, the big thing is how much I hate it as leftovers. I'm the kind of slob that loves a good cold pizza, and Pequod's was the only place that had a deep dish that I could tolerate either cold or reheated, and even that wasn't so great. Real Chicago style deep dish just seems too chewy and rubbery unless I was willing to bake it in the oven forever, and usually it would still end up being too mushy or soup-y. Leftover pizza should either be delicious cold or require only minimal reheating; deep dish I only like when it's freshly made (even delivery was usually a letdown), and like you said, after a slice or two I'm over it. Look here you sonofabitch, I'm deprived of delicious deep dish pizza and have to work to avoid the terribleness that provel cheese. You take back your ambivalence toward deep dish or I'm going to get someone to force feed you Imo's till you puke! DOWN WITH PIZZA CAKE. Just go eat some lasagna instead like a human being.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, that's right; I forgot that baseball is super boring for a few more weeks.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    What the horsefeathers, Cubs.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    That's because there's no such thing as bad brisket. And it's too easy to end up with a deep dish that is little more than sludgey pizza cake.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I hate admitting this but I've just never liked deep dish. I don't necessarily dislike it, and I will eat it if served to me, but I would never choose to order deep dish pizza on my own. Edit: But since I'm a loyal chicagoan, I will fight to the death for it. I'll always pick a good NY/New Haven-style slice in the great pizza wars.
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    it is a rare thing for me, and even then i'm sick of it before the end of the meal. For me, the big thing is how much I hate it as leftovers. I'm the kind of slob that loves a good cold pizza, and Pequod's was the only place that had a deep dish that I could tolerate either cold or reheated, and even that wasn't so great. Real Chicago style deep dish just seems too chewy and rubbery unless I was willing to bake it in the oven forever, and usually it would still end up being too mushy or soup-y. Leftover pizza should either be delicious cold or require only minimal reheating; deep dish I only like when it's freshly made (even delivery was usually a letdown), and like you said, after a slice or two I'm over it.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I miss everything about Chicago except for the pizza. Well, the thin crust was great, but I got burned out on Chicago deep dish real fast.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Hell yeah, brisket nachos. Deep dish pizza can go eat a dick.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Let's face it: the brisket is a MUCH better prize.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Dammit, they caught him outside of the stadium: http://www.sbnation.com/2011/5/14/2170984/astros-fan-ran-on-field-video
  22. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], that's still fantastic.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/regularshow/images/8/85/Nachos.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120917182610&path-prefix=es
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Well, now I'm curious as to what you think his best season was.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    not a lot of vaginas in D.C.? The Digusting Baseball Chin is all the rage.
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