Sammy Sofa
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Tim should totally offer up some banned names that we can then Barabbas back up into this piece.
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The Cubs are in the World Series (SEXY GIF PARTY)
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Not a sexy gif (yet), but a story so sexy (with sexy video!) that it had to go in this thread: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/god-bless-bullpen-catchers-1788119786 Please be sure to post gifs, sexy or otherwise, from last night in this thread as you find them. -
FUN FACT: it's Lackey's birthday today.
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Fred would not have wanted it that way. The man maintained game thread standards! Agreed. Gotta ride the Soccer wave first. Fred should have one if the Cubs don't sweep. I'm next if they don't sweep, and I'll happily give up my spot to Fred if needed. Odds are I'd completely forget about it since I'll be in Chicago, so it just makes all of the sense to have Fred do it.
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I don't know if "content unavailable" is a hilariously self-aware statement about being a drunk robot or what, but I laughed either way.
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Like the game 5 win, this is one of those times where I do not mind the days off at all.
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Fred would not have wanted it that way. The man maintained game thread standards!
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RIP Roast
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Man, Zobrist is fast.
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Fine, unban every fifth person.
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I'm sure plenty of other teams fans can't stand the guy, but he's just so damned earnest. He's not cocky so much as he just loves what he does and he's basically amazing himself half the time.
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UNBAN EVERYONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE.
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There's no way you can convince me this wasn't taken a split second before he bit off a huge chunk of flesh.
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The last time the Cubs were in the World Series...Hitler died. I'M JUST SAYING.
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And you're still awake! Well, sure, what time is i- *Looks at clock; turns to stone*
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Don't say that like I'm going to spend any time looking that up right now, or ever. What are the preferred matchups?
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I still can't fully process this. I'm exhausted, and all I did was watch a baseball game completely sober.
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I guess I'm just kinda asking if people prefer Schwarber as the DH or Contreras if he's not catching.
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Hahahahahahaaaa! That's outstanding. So is the consensus that they'll stick with the pitching schedule and have Jake pitch game 1? I ask because I assume Montero will be catching just out of the hope it keeps Jake effective, and then Contreras will DH. Then you have Ross catching game 2, so again, Contreras as the DH. Schwarber coming back would be awesome, but if he's not catching, I kinda want Contreras still in the lineup without having to play him in the OF, so maybe we just see Schwarber as a PH option.
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Did you mean to post this in the Politics thread? Relax, enjoy, be happy. No, I meant to post it here, and I am happy as horsefeathers, so kiss my taint.
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I'm already sick of the "oh, I guess this means Trump is going to be president, dur-hur-hur"-type of jokes. How about the first woman president of the US if we're talking about unprecedented, kick ass things happening? Don't taint this with Trump nonsense (and that includes you, Joe Ricketts. horsefeathers you and your horsefeathers ass Benghazi commercials during the game).
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The Cubs are in the World Series (SEXY GIF PARTY)
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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The Cubs are in the World Series (SEXY GIF PARTY)
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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