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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Uh, someone explain ball 4 to me, because Gameday has it waaaaaaaay in the zone.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, the Cubs' fate is pretty much all in their hands; the Brewers not being garbage is annoying, but if the Cubs consistently play anything like the Cubs they're SUPPOSED to then the Brewers are toast.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I like watching the cubs getting lit on a Saturday night.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I'm really just in a holding pattern for the next few decades until the sweet embrace of death.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I REPENT.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    He's probably just a freak. They're not going to extract some kind of super soldier serum or one trick that personal trainers HATE if they get their hands on him, you loon.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Why are you acting like this is a controversial thing to say. "Awesome player would be even more awesome in hitter-friendly ballpark." NO, I CAN'T HANDLE YOUR TRUTH-SAYING.
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  9. Sammy Sofa
    that's an oddly timed comment considering he hit a ball 107 mph in his last at bat and just hit another one very solidly after a good AB he also has been kinda back to his average offensive self since june i havent been watching the game, I just saw his stat line following on Gameday and realized how sad it looked. I do see .805 OPS in June and .708 in July. I was hoping for a leap this year though. Don't let that dorky robot push you around; Russell is doomed.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    He and Zobrist and Heyward and Schwarber are gonna start a club and I'm gonna go jump off of a bridge over even being able to make that list.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs really hate scoring many runs sans the dong, don't they?
  12. Sammy Sofa
    i can't even get a horsefeathering sympathy like from mojo on this? The 2017 Cubs are just one giant piss break, and it is NO LAUGHING MATTER.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    DON'T SAY THESE THINGS.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    "The Pirates sucked worse than you! WOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  15. Sammy Sofa
    The part of Duke Silver has been played by Aramis Fan all along.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Butler will just give up twice as many runs as the Cubs score here.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Look, just because you get your hard drive scrubbed on the regular doesn't mean the rest of us have forgotten decades of lousy Cubs baseball.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Another guy left in scoring position with less than 2 outs? http://media.tumblr.com/8a0463d6be3233001257adfe10d254e5/tumblr_inline_mfc7jk3Cye1r7k9y5.gif
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Only when he brushes Heyward on the way back to the dugout. Nice.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    it'll be a miracle if he doesn't soil himself Bryant has mentored him well.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, "weird" is certainly A way you could describe it. bunch of weird ass bounces, two 2nd and 3rd no out situations resulting in no runs, and like 8 million runners stranded between both teams in 2 innings oh and the OF collision (which, again, did not lead to any runs) Two two teams playing a lot of cruddy baseball playing cruddy baseball when they clash isn't all that unexpected.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, "weird" is certainly A way you could describe it.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    second isn't really happ's primary position and he's been more than fine in CF so Stay out of the way of the doom boners that think this team went from dominant 103 win team to a true talent 80 win team. http://furiousfanboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/post-54619-seinfeld-elaine-fake-fake-fake-2sgd.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    The Pirates are playing like the mythical Brewers that Duke is pining for all the time.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    It's really okay to admit that this team is kind of bad. and then you look at the roster and you're like....uh, nope. And then we look at everything else and cry.
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