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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Theo has moved on to huffing the emissions from melted copies of the DVD.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, Christie shamelessly shifted into don't give a horsefeathers-mode as soon as he was re-elected in 2013. As soon as that whole forced traffic jam scandal hit, his popularity plummeted in the toilet. That he even thought about running for president took a gigantic pair of balls (nestled between his enormous, meaty thighs).
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe almost everyone every choosing Schwarber cursed him to baseball hell. DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON HAPP.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    He's going to technically be more valuable than he was last year, I guess. What a dumb bust; this guy should be a baseball god.
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    I'm just amazed at a starting pitcher lasting past the 6th inning. Are they allowed to do that?
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Hasn't he always wanted to see Baez pitch? Imagine the smile on his face when Baez takes the mound and actually throws left handed
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Oh man, does David's absence mean he's actually at this game? Someone do a welfare check.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I had no idea what time the game was on today so I figured I might as well see if anyone had bothered to create a game thread; saw this one at 91 posts already and thought and old game thread had just been renamed. NOPE.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Who the heck is Manske.
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  12. Sammy Sofa
    Waves and waves of sadness.
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  14. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus, 101? That's brutal.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, in the end Heyward gave The Rain Delay Speech, and you can't really put a price on that...but holy horsefeathers, his signing is looking worse and worse.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Dong us to salvation, Willson.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    How long has it been? 1 multiple game winning streak in the last 30 games
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I don't think he's been sober for weeks.
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    I prefer "Make Arrieta go away."
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Smooth moves, Jake.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    "ME LIKE DONGS" will do just fine.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Well now. Let's see more of THAT.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    http://cdn.arn.com.au/media/7602626/john-goodman.gif?width=320&height=214
  25. Sammy Sofa
    JAKE IS GETTIN' UPSET.
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