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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Cubs are still gonna win this one, but in the grand scheme of things they horsefeathering suck ass.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    That's the stuff.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Show this homely motherfunker how the No Homers club works.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Well now I'm bothered...why did Odo need to be an ump? They don't use robot umps in 2372? Stupid purists. Far more egregious was how much Worf sucked at baseball. Wait, no, I meant WHAT'S A STAR WAR LOLLOLOLOL
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Good news: robot umps Bad news: it's hccf's robot
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Uh, didn't 538 have a whole thing about how it was (at least at that point) a historically terrible followup season for a WS champion team?
  7. Sammy Sofa
    To hell with all of that flim-flam; the 2017 Cubs were supposed to be the one saving grace in a world of horsefeathers; I wanted an easy season where no matter how crappy the events of the day were, odds were that if I tuned into a Cubs game I'd be able to see them doing something awesome (even if they lost). And hey, maybe they'll end it finally getting their horsefeathers together, but, [expletive], I wanted a relaxing victory lap.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    It's like admiring a really nice car that runs you over.
  9. Sammy Sofa
  10. Sammy Sofa
    There is no "Good Cubs" or "Bad Cubs;" there is only the 2017 Cubs.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Say it with me, my dudes: HE'S A BUM UNTIL HE'S NOT.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Next fixin' is the one that'll stick.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    NEVER WAVERED.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    More like Wilson from Home Improvement since watching him also makes me wish I was dead.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, but Duke is pure of heart. You're just one of those drunk ladies on Absolutely Fabulous.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Look at all of these goobers trying to front all, "oh yeah, I KNEW this treading water team plagued by injuries and inconsistency was going to dominate, PSH, NINNIES, WHATEVER." I see you, goobers. I see you.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I regret nothing; Quintana knows he's a good scum.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    On the other other hand: Cubs suck.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    EAT horsefeathers WACHATRUBINSKI.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    NEVER PLAY ZOBRIST AGAIN.
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  22. Sammy Sofa
    yes he did tho To be fair he publicly reneged on his promise when the Cubs didn't win the game. Still a reneg but he gets points for not hiding it Yeah, the promise kept shifting from player to player, including coming back to Willson, if they had been able to pull off the victory, but they chose failure instead. SO I DAMNED HIM.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    What a bunch of ninnies.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    did you ever buy that willson contreras jersey? your promises are hollow Of course I didn't; he didn't hold up his end of the bargain.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Dong this Asher Roth horsefeathers into oblivion and earn my horsefeathering love, you turds.
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