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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    LIVING WITH THE 2017 CUBS IS LIKE LIVING IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Really gonna be leaning hard on the whole "anyone can get hot at the right time" thing with this starting rotation in the playoffs.
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  4. Sammy Sofa
    FREE SEAL BOY.
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  6. Sammy Sofa
    Uh, given that he's been managing like a drunken hobo lately, maybe a suspension isn't the worst thing for Joe.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Win this now so I can horsefeathering go to bed already.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    at what point do we just decide this guy is just a troll? He's a Cubs bot sent here to distract us from their assiness with over the top trolling.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Cubs are still gonna win this one, but in the grand scheme of things they horsefeathering suck ass.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    That's the stuff.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Show this homely motherfunker how the No Homers club works.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Well now I'm bothered...why did Odo need to be an ump? They don't use robot umps in 2372? Stupid purists. Far more egregious was how much Worf sucked at baseball. Wait, no, I meant WHAT'S A STAR WAR LOLLOLOLOL
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Good news: robot umps Bad news: it's hccf's robot
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Uh, didn't 538 have a whole thing about how it was (at least at that point) a historically terrible followup season for a WS champion team?
  15. Sammy Sofa
    To hell with all of that flim-flam; the 2017 Cubs were supposed to be the one saving grace in a world of horsefeathers; I wanted an easy season where no matter how crappy the events of the day were, odds were that if I tuned into a Cubs game I'd be able to see them doing something awesome (even if they lost). And hey, maybe they'll end it finally getting their horsefeathers together, but, [expletive], I wanted a relaxing victory lap.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    It's like admiring a really nice car that runs you over.
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  18. Sammy Sofa
    There is no "Good Cubs" or "Bad Cubs;" there is only the 2017 Cubs.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Say it with me, my dudes: HE'S A BUM UNTIL HE'S NOT.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Next fixin' is the one that'll stick.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    NEVER WAVERED.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    More like Wilson from Home Improvement since watching him also makes me wish I was dead.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, but Duke is pure of heart. You're just one of those drunk ladies on Absolutely Fabulous.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Look at all of these goobers trying to front all, "oh yeah, I KNEW this treading water team plagued by injuries and inconsistency was going to dominate, PSH, NINNIES, WHATEVER." I see you, goobers. I see you.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I regret nothing; Quintana knows he's a good scum.
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