Sammy Sofa
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54-9 Bucs
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He's a horsefeathering bum until he's not, just like the rest of them. -
Nah, it's the Bartman Group.
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What, you're pretending Lackey doesn't exist?
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2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Wait, were dongs down THAT much in the past week? Or are most of us tending to have the same players at this point and they were all just slumping? Because that seems like a pretty drastic drop for almost everyone when everyone has having double digit gains for a while there. -
http://i.imgur.com/ia7BHlp.gif That sketch was hysterical, but literally everything in that gif makes me want to barf.
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I keep trying to find a gif of Kramer going "you STINK," but no dice. PetermanRealityTour would have nailed it...did this dying offense start when he got the boot? BRING HIM BACK.
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Jesus Christ. I've got a raging doom boner going right now, but come on; of course it's nothing like "the collapse of 'XX" the horsefeathering SEASON AFTER THEY FINALLY WON THE WS.
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Time for you to become Cubs Offense Fan (not that you fixed the other guys).
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Yeesh; I'd take the the completely forgettable Brewers winning the division a thousand times over the vile Cardinals.
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Fc9elLu.gif Acceptance, my friend; we're all already there and waiting for you.
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As pointed out on Tuesday, the pitchers they were going to face for five straight days were pretty talented. Whew, good thing if they get through this they don't to worry about anything like that going forward!
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Yeah, Duker is looking rough on this one right now. Because with 19 games left, we are two games ahead of them. Which means either they aren't the garbage team he has stressed all year that they are, or we aren't quite as #wearegood as he thinks. That said, let's hope the Cubs win the division and his ultimate prediction will still shine through. It's looking rougher for the guy who has been saying since May that the Brewers were going to win the division, considering they still trail the Cubs. http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Fc9elLu.gif
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Willson's gonna fit back in with no problem.
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Hahahah! He horsefeathering failed before I could even post that.
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If Heyward comes through here, he can suck all he wants for the rest of his contract.
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Do the Cubs hate Duke?
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Every AB is a stale beer fart.
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That is a truly disgusting lineup.
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Russell has been trash all year. There's no way you should want Zobrist in over him this year; at the very least you get him and Baez doing delicious defensive things.
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Never. Nothing has been good in the world since the Cubs won the WS.
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I would be very surprised if this team didn't win the division, but I would also be very surprised if they managed to do jack diddly squat in the playoffs.
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If the Cubs collapse I'm genuinely worried it'll push Duke over the edge. Those cruel bastards better not break that sweet bastard's innocent heart!
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Hey man, gotta set the table for a sick cleanup hitter like Zobrist.
