Sammy Sofa
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That no cheese-havin', terrible bread-wearin' sandwich offends me. And giardiniera is only a slightly less terrible topping than the worthless detritus that gets dumped all over a Chicago-style hot dog. I spent my week in Chicago eating nothing but delicious non-Chicago food traditions and it was WONDERFUL. -
I even added the "more often than not" for THIS EXACT reason and it still happened. I hope you drop both of one of those stupid sandwiches and the even stupider pizza right into your lap.
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Great uniforms compliment a great bat flip: [tweet] [/tweet]
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Or, considering he’s been hitting well there, they could just keep him in that spot. Unless there's some kind of leadoff spot-exclusive sorcery involved in Rizzo not being terrible, it would probably behoove them to not having a guy who went .293 .394 .478 .873 last month not hitting right after the damn pitcher's spot more often than not.
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Joe constructing lineups like he's a cornered wounded animal.
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2018 Game Thread Starters
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
Given that the Cubs are These Cubs right now and you've missed your turn twice so far...Bukie, you're up next after jersey. -
Yeah, more often than not the lineup doesn't matter too much given the talent they have, but then sometimes you get games like this where it's baffling even before the first pitch. Quit dicking around and trying to be too clever for your own good, Joe.
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He absolutely should’ve been pulled and that was the right move, not PH’ing for him was idiotic and Chavez should’ve got a clean inning, then Joe just decided 3 runs was too much to overcome and decided to put in the worst possible relievers This is a really, really weird game along those lines. Joe acting like the bullpen is hugely taxed or something out of nowhere.
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Care to rethink this strategy? This is maybe one of your worst posts ever.
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Man, Joe gave up on this game real quick, like they were down 18-3 or something.
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shooting-gallery.gif
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Almora and Heyward have been varying degrees of ass for about a month now; what Joe's doofy lineup presupposes is....what if they haven't?
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Stunning lineup construction tonight, Joe.
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"Almora is due to get hot again."
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Lousy Smarch weather.
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Seriously, somebody find a pic/gif of this guy, stat.
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Holy horsefeathers. WS ring-hat guy is the hero we need right now.
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The terrible neck tattoo alone will torpedo this.
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I picked Lester pitching himself out of the rotation as my long shot, and I'm hanging ALL of my hats on that one to win the big money, baby. That time bomb his blown up, and blown up but good.
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Hamels' face is an entire uncanny valley.
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What does a bump in velocity tell us though? that he's suddenly throwing harder because he's on the Cubs or that hickey helped him adjust something that has given his velocity a big bump/more spin and movement?
