Sammy Sofa
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Of course I get pulled away literally the pitch before Baez' dong. -
Hey, isn't that the Bears' QB batting 9th for the Padres?
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Quintana pitches like he's the human personification of a clenched butt.
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I'll enjoy tinyface's adventures from the leadoff spot a lot more when it's finally him, Bryant and Harper hitting 1-2-3; until then, it just reminds me how much of a MacGyver-ed together mess this team is right now run by a guy that even Bukowski would think is tying one on a little too hard (it's fun that this could apply to more than one person).
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Wait. Quintana pitched an efficient, painless, scoreless first inning?
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Knocking the helmet off? Still, I appreciate the effort.
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This is the 10th consecutive game the Cubs have batted a non-pitcher 9th. Yes, and for most of July they weren't doing that, hence, again, "more often than not." And, regardless, who gives a horsefeathers that they've gone back to batting the pitcher 8th when the 9th hitter has mostly been Seal Boy or Russell?
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That no cheese-havin', terrible bread-wearin' sandwich offends me. And giardiniera is only a slightly less terrible topping than the worthless detritus that gets dumped all over a Chicago-style hot dog. I spent my week in Chicago eating nothing but delicious non-Chicago food traditions and it was WONDERFUL.
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I even added the "more often than not" for THIS EXACT reason and it still happened. I hope you drop both of one of those stupid sandwiches and the even stupider pizza right into your lap.
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Great uniforms compliment a great bat flip: [tweet] [/tweet]
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Or, considering he’s been hitting well there, they could just keep him in that spot. Unless there's some kind of leadoff spot-exclusive sorcery involved in Rizzo not being terrible, it would probably behoove them to not having a guy who went .293 .394 .478 .873 last month not hitting right after the damn pitcher's spot more often than not.
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Joe constructing lineups like he's a cornered wounded animal.
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2018 Game Thread Starters
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
Given that the Cubs are These Cubs right now and you've missed your turn twice so far...Bukie, you're up next after jersey. -
Yeah, more often than not the lineup doesn't matter too much given the talent they have, but then sometimes you get games like this where it's baffling even before the first pitch. Quit dicking around and trying to be too clever for your own good, Joe.
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He absolutely should’ve been pulled and that was the right move, not PH’ing for him was idiotic and Chavez should’ve got a clean inning, then Joe just decided 3 runs was too much to overcome and decided to put in the worst possible relievers This is a really, really weird game along those lines. Joe acting like the bullpen is hugely taxed or something out of nowhere.
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Care to rethink this strategy? This is maybe one of your worst posts ever.
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Man, Joe gave up on this game real quick, like they were down 18-3 or something.
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Almora and Heyward have been varying degrees of ass for about a month now; what Joe's doofy lineup presupposes is....what if they haven't?
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Stunning lineup construction tonight, Joe.
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"Almora is due to get hot again."
