Sammy Sofa
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If this ends up being a bloop and blast kind of first inning, I'm gonna poop on a cat. -
Look, we have less than 2 years to hit the schedule set down by Super Baseball 2020, so we gotta get a move on. Bring on robot umps, droid DHs, and sexy cyborg dudes and chicks clobbering flaming baseballs past someone who mistimed their rocket jump.
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Thankfully that turd got rightly annihilated in all of the replies. Even by the standards of terrible internet analogies, that is a HoF terrible internet analogy. And while Zobrist is 110% right, this other comment was gold:
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This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Dude's gonna make a triumphant return and keep the team's OBP and BA AND their LOB high with all them mighty singles, you jerks. -
Right now I'll settle for the baby steps of not giving up any first inning runs. Then let's see if the Cubs can score first.
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That reminds me: soccer10k, you're next with the game threads, and then Schwarber Fan.
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The current VRD implosion is a tad more worrisome now because it's currently happening right now, and it's the middle of August 2018. Plus dismissing something as being arbitrary endpoints works better when there's an actual endpoint.
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I'd still be very surprised if they don't, but it's creeping to the point that dumb baseball being dumb baseball-type scenarios start actually making me a little worried.
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Two dudes aren't making breaking or breaking this team.
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Time for you to start jogging again. Man, I still do all of my gym and running time in the evening, and it's only partially just because I don't want to be out in the merciless sun. I keep hoping the Cubs go back to kicking ass when I can't watch or listen or follow online. On the upside, I remain in the best shape of my life.
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This game is so bad that it really feels like I should be there; this is the kind of debacle I seem to have managed to attend more often than not post-2015 despite this team kicking ass. And I'm going to two games in Pittsburgh this weekend, too, so they better horsefeathering get their wins in tomorrow and Friday, because I'm bringing the pain.
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Really amazing strike zone there, ump.
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Really could not give less of a horsefeathers about any of the "but actually" takes right now. This game, and this team for weeks now, are tedious enough on their own.
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3 doubles. No runs. #thatsso2018cub
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Awwwww, that's so cute of Joe.
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Tbf I am pretty high on the Bears this year too I like observing the Bears fandom here like some kind of controlled insanity experiment. And in this context, "Tbf = to be fucked" definitely makes the most sense.
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Tbf I am pretty high on the Bears this year too I like observing the Bears fandom here like some kind of controlled insanity experiment.
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Hey, sometimes you just give up home runs to Erik Kratz. THESE THINGS JUST HAPPEN.
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I can't imagine anything less relevant Hence "just a sim game" and "a little sad."
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To all the people who were griping about not being able to watch day game:
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The Cubs only have 2 hits, and they're both doubles.
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Yeah, well, some of the rest of us wisely realized the rest of the Chicago sports teams are eternally useless tire fires, so this is all I have, dammit.
