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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive]; this is a Lester-like level of uselessness.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    How is Theo such an absolute turd when it comes to pitching, like, 75% of the time.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Someone pull the numbers as to how many games the Cubs have actually scored first. Stop making it harder for yourselves!
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Billy Beane is always playing the long game.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Though that means that Happ's .180 .307 .262 .569 second half line is in there.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Unless by "hard" you think we're clobbering him with a cement block, no, we most definitely are not.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Like, does Chacin have an amazing high heater or something? SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY BOTE IS DRYDOCKED.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    To be fair to Seal Boy, he is currently slashing .333 .448 .375 .823 in the second half. Granted, that's only 30 PA, but....I dunno; I'm trying to find something here, people. Joe confounds me.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Seriously, that 3-4-5 is the work of dangerous lunatic.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Dude hits a walkoff grand slam and can't even get the next start. I'm pretty sure the Reign of Terror was started for less egregious outrages.
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  12. Sammy Sofa
    YOU SAY SADDY
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers. That's terrifying.
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    It was more like a figure eight.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    At first glance glance I totally thought he was biting his lower lip, like, "unnnnnhhhh, yeah; that looks so good."
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  18. Sammy Sofa
    What's the general take on Schwarber this season? Like, my dumb opinion would be that he seems...fine. And seemingly a decent number of people here were expecting/hoping for a breakout season for him. Obviously, having a 30 dong-mashing, 3 fWAR, LH platoon OF isn't a BAD thing...but what were some of the smarter baseball people here hoping to see from him at this point instead?
  19. Sammy Sofa
    On the one hand, that gangly goober almost certainly makes really horsefeathering boring salsa. On the other hand, salsa horsefeathering rules, so I can't really fault a team for salsa-related shenanigans, or extended innings-long discussions about salsa.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    We are, as always, fickle mush heads.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    The broken record refrains of, "he's only 24!!!!!" just mean it'll be even longer that we get to be annoyed by how much of a relative disappointment he is.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Anyone have this yet? Yeah, this has to be out there somewhere. What an amazing shot.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    What the hell is the Matt Carpenter salsa thing.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    538 currently has them at 26% to win the WS, which seems bonkers. I always thought anything really higher than 15% during the regular season was really kinda pointless.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    http://mlb.mlb.com/images/0/8/8/290121088/081218_bote_bat_flip.gif Apologize. The bat doesn’t even do a full rotation, i.e a flip. Never has this been more fitting:
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