Sammy Sofa
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I think they will get shutout tonight, ending the streak and the last remaining fun we will have this season. Yeah..."fun." -
I can't believe I'm pacing around over a horsefeathering game against the horsefeathering Tigers in the horsefeathering 2nd inning.
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STRIKEOUT IT IS.
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I only now just realized Willson can't hit into a DP, and I could not possibly give less of a horsefeathers.
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The only question now is whether Willson strikes out or hits into a DP.
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The only way the Cubs could get him in is if they were mercy ruled 5 outs instead of 3. And even then it's only about a 10% shot.
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Desperation is a stinky, stinky cologne, Rizzo.
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This sounds familiar... ?? Don'y play coy with me, Conky. The talk this season was very much that the Cubs ideally would be "maximizing some warm weather cities and domes early on" with how the 2018 season was scheduled to start. I was making a sassy, hilarious reference to how they didn't do that. And thus the team with the best record in the NL yet again missed out on having an even more bestest record in the NL.
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This sounds familiar...
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If the Cubs could even just dong as much a the piddling WHITE SOX, then they wouldn't even have to care much at all about these idiots or the Brewers at this point
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homophobe (Daniel Murphy), incoming (to the Cubs)
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
This dumb bearded snowman made of turds better hit the [expletive] hell out of the ball. -
baseball is all about dingers and strikeouts now, which is like the opposite of chili ball It's overly simplistic, but the Cubs' main problem offensively really is as simple as they don't hit for enough horsefeathering power. Their team BA and OBP have been in the top 2 in all of baseball basically all year, but their slugging is down to #11 and plummeting. Throw in the bizarre cherry on top of how for 3 of 4 seasons they've been near the bottom in being able to capitalize on having guys on 3B with 1 or no outs, and you've got a really annoying recipe for not being able to really take advantage of how often they can get on base. These humps would have been running away with the division for a while now even only if they weren't still inexplicably 22nd in dongs.
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Look, everyone was talking about how brutal their schedule was in the second half. Wait...what's that? Oh, it was the BREWERS' schedule? Well, now I feel silly.
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Current mood: http://i.imgur.com/AZtF8G3.gif
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What in the world is happening.
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You're more drunk than he is.
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They are going to have to hope the combo of Zobrist and Murphy at the top of the order get on base and then have Rizzo dong. They also need to activate KB tomorrow and just put him in the lineup. Maddon- "Murphy was hitting 7th in Washington. Obviously he's comfortable there." But for real though, Heyward's not moving from 2. One of them will leadoff the other 6th or some horsefeathers. I don't really mind Heyward batting leadoff or second right now; he's slashing .305 .359 .390 .749 in August.
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Yup. With the day off I was expecting to see them go out there and wallop on a garbage team, but after, like, 3 innings it was already the equivalent of trying to push a boulder up a hill all over again. With your face.
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Man, I was THIS close to getting a Contreras jersey before this season. Bullet dodged.
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Rizzo pretty much always does. Yeah, dude's back and then some in the second half: .318 .423 .536 .959
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homophobe (Daniel Murphy), incoming (to the Cubs)
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I know what you are saying, but to make my counter-point clear, I would be a VERY consistent hitter in the major leagues. no, you'd be a very consistent out. -
Hey, he's got 3 hours to go; it's legit.
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Just got a heads up from A&I that he is making his scheduled game thread right now, but thanks for being on call, Brandon.
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2018 Game Thread Starters
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
I've sent Agony and Ivy a PM about tonight's game thread, but if he doesn't have one up within the next 2 hours, then Banedon is on deck.
