Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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What a monumentally stupid AB to a horsefeathering pitcher. Theo should flog himself for this trade. -
Quintana is horrendous.
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Lefties have a .378 wOBA vs Castillo Righties have a .275 wOBA vs Castillo It isn't that ridiculous. Yes it is.
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This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
No more horsefeathering around. -
David Bote is a Golden God and Deserves His Own Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to Cubswin11's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
He's the John Cazale of dongs. -
Rick Ankiel was the first player to debut who was younger than me. Colon is the other dude, natch.
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This bunting horsefeathers is eternally unacceptable. Why the horsefeathers is he encouraged to do that.
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End this turgid slog.
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Teams don't even give a horsefeathers if Schwarber faces a RH pitcher at this point.
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The conspiracy side of me says this scum ump did it on purpose because of what Zobrist said, but it's far more likely that he's just horsefeathers at his job like all umps.
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Fire this ump into a horsefeathering wormhole.
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Still gonna win, but this time off of a non-douchebag's dong.
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That was acceptable, you hideous knob troll.
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[expletive], I should monetize my genius.
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SAINTS BE PRAISED.
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Carl, if you're gonna be wild, peg one right in the ump's balls.
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they did hit dongs like 7 games in a row, they're probably spent Solo dongs are super lame. Cubs need to find their BDE.
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Get him out of there.
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My kingdom for these blobs to actually remember how to hit for some power.
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Go barf all over your dinner, ump.
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BANISH SCHWARBER TO WALK THE CURSED EARTH.
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Rizzo, you fat horsefeathers.
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Cody Reed sounds like the name of the most annoying upper middle class unvaccinated kid in a stupidly expensive daycare. MAKE HIM PAY.
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I feel like this is Baez's approach to baseball:
