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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    The conspiracy side of me says this scum ump did it on purpose because of what Zobrist said, but it's far more likely that he's just horsefeathers at his job like all umps.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Fire this ump into a horsefeathering wormhole.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Still gonna win, but this time off of a non-douchebag's dong.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    That was acceptable, you hideous knob troll.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], I should monetize my genius.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    SAINTS BE PRAISED.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Carl, if you're gonna be wild, peg one right in the ump's balls.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    they did hit dongs like 7 games in a row, they're probably spent Solo dongs are super lame. Cubs need to find their BDE.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Get him out of there.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    My kingdom for these blobs to actually remember how to hit for some power.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Go barf all over your dinner, ump.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    BANISH SCHWARBER TO WALK THE CURSED EARTH.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Rizzo, you fat horsefeathers.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Cody Reed sounds like the name of the most annoying upper middle class unvaccinated kid in a stupidly expensive daycare. MAKE HIM PAY.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I feel like this is Baez's approach to baseball:
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Sexcellent. NOW SCORE SOME DAMN RUNS.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Go swallow a bus, ump.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Schwarber continues to plummet in the 2nd half, currently batting: .219 .303 .365 .667 But it's gotta be bad luck, right? I mean, that BAbip is probably crazy low and-... .270 Whoops.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I shouldn't have to convince you of anything; he hasn't done horsefeathers with the Reds to indicate he doesn't suck.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Come the horsefeathers on already; I'm tired of garbage pitchers making these goobers look like goons.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Alright, get this dude some runs already. He's doing his part and then some.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    What the horsefeathering horsefeathers, man.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Hot damn.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Stellar effort, Harvey.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Quick honeymoon.
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