Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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My god...a 7 pitch AB for Almora. Granted, he struck out....but still. What a time to be alive. -
I'm just hoping we can convince other teams that he sucks because he was injured this year, when it truth, he just sucks. I think there will be teams who would take him based on his age,4 yrs of control, and defense at SS..
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Almora's current chances:
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ALMORA WILL SEE AT LEAST 4 PITCHES.
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ALMORA TOOK A PITCH. REPEAT: ALMORA TOOK A PITCH.
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http://67.media.tumblr.com/8ec37f691bb70db9bea5424c2958bfd1/tumblr_ohcgb67hUz1vlgha5o4_540.gif
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Baez every time he walks to the plate: http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/i-am-one-with-the-force-and-the-force-is-with-me-gif-4.gif
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And then there's Addison Russell... Too much of a boy for Busttown, and too busty for Boystown.
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Quit being a trashbag, ump, and recognize how awesome Hendricks is.
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It's insane how rarely it seems like Almora even sees 3 pitches in an AB.
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Bringing back the name and shame. WrigleyField22 rawaction SpongeWorthy Your broken avatar pic links are gross. What other bums are traipsing around her with sigs and avatars switched off, so they're not aware at how much of a mess they are? NAME AND SHAME.
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[poll] Who should start the WC game?
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Man, that guy melted down like that so many times. -
I think it’s because his shoulder hurts.
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Man, remember when teams would have been horsefeathering TERRIFIED over that reversed call and then having to face Bryant? Now they're probably mildly annoyed, like they don't get to start the next inning with the pitcher at the plate.
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[poll] Who should start the WC game?
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
It was Sublime, wasn't it? I went back through his posts and outside of a few Bears game ones, he had that meltdown when the Al Franken story came out. Man, he's probably one of those people that thinks the Franken thing was all a setup, right? That's one of my favorite lame conspiracy theories: "alright, we're going to pay several women to make up stories about this totally average, unremarkable, ex-SNL writer/cast member Senator, and totally crush him! That will DESTROY the progressive movement in America for DECADES TO come! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!!!" -
nice English is my second language
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[poll] Who should start the WC game?
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
At the risk of sounding self-centered...wait, was this because of me? I honestly don’t remember. It was Sublime, wasn't it? -
Baez' response when Chili tried to Chiliball him: [spoil][/spoil]
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Yeah, but his value now isn't because he became a better defender than Russell; nobody called what actually happened. The idea that he would click was basically hinged on the idea that he's an excellent defender with a ton of pop; if he can just figure out some patience, lay off some of the garbage pitches he loves to go for and learn how to take a walk, he might turn into something special. Instead he basically just was all, "nah, horsefeathers that; I like being me."
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He really is a Road To the Show character come to life Pretty much; he's essentially proved everyone wrong, including the people that didn't think he was gonna bust or shouldn't be traded. If you can find me one person who said something, like, "Baez is going to inexplicably bend the game to his will and ability and really not change much at all," it would be a [expletive] miracle.
