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Sammy Sofa

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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa

  1. Sammy Sofa
    Of course, Cishek has sucked lately, too, so they're probably at least getting another one.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Joe's a horsefeathering moron. And he got tossed over an obvious ball, too. What a dork.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Here it comes.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Great managing job, Joe. I don't care if this miraculously works out; he shouldn't be in there right now.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Not feelin' it today with Coral.
  6. Sammy Sofa
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I don't give a horsefeathers about the sample size: Murphy has been .182 .182 .364 .545 over the last 5 games going in to today. WE WERE RIGHT TO ALWAYS DESPISE HIM.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Channel your hate and dong here, Murphy, or I'm going to take a dump in your shoes.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Drinky Joe on FIRE today.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Might as well have just let Hamels take that AB with the way the bats are hitting today.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Stop striking out, you cowards!
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I know that guys need to get rest, but Russell-Caratini-Hamels is a brutal black hole in the lineup.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    It blows my mind that Caratini has a BA over .200.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, he's lost his power for many, many, many minutes.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    SNOOZE.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Bryant gonna unfurl his welcome back dong right here.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Slap 'em with a couple of dongs.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Look at these clods.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Please don't call him "Z." He's not nearly awesome enough to steal that from the REAL Z.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    More like C.H.U.D.wood.
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  22. Sammy Sofa
    The anal retentive GM is the new market inefficiency, in that it's a really horsefeathering inefficient way to put together a team.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    What in the world. What in the world x 2. Why would you possibly care about "simplifying" and "consolidating" the roster.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers yeah; the second they suck again I'm blaming Duke, god, Theo and Trump, in that order.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Most of these are seemingly just moves for the sake of making moves. There's not enough improvement to justify them.
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