Sammy Sofa
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Carl's ball 4 to Braun obviously missed high, and Cishek's ball 1 MAYBE grazed the corner by a hair. He didn’t squeeze Carl People were griping about robot umps and whatnot after that one, so I just packaged it all up. -
Carl's ball 4 to Braun obviously missed high, and Cishek's ball 1 MAYBE grazed the corner by a hair.
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Of course, Cishek has sucked lately, too, so they're probably at least getting another one.
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Joe's a horsefeathering moron. And he got tossed over an obvious ball, too. What a dork.
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Here it comes.
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Great managing job, Joe. I don't care if this miraculously works out; he shouldn't be in there right now.
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Not feelin' it today with Coral.
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I don't give a horsefeathers about the sample size: Murphy has been .182 .182 .364 .545 over the last 5 games going in to today. WE WERE RIGHT TO ALWAYS DESPISE HIM.
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Channel your hate and dong here, Murphy, or I'm going to take a dump in your shoes.
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Drinky Joe on FIRE today.
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Might as well have just let Hamels take that AB with the way the bats are hitting today.
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Stop striking out, you cowards!
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I know that guys need to get rest, but Russell-Caratini-Hamels is a brutal black hole in the lineup.
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It blows my mind that Caratini has a BA over .200.
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Yeah, he's lost his power for many, many, many minutes.
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SNOOZE.
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Bryant gonna unfurl his welcome back dong right here.
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Slap 'em with a couple of dongs.
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Look at these clods.
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Please don't call him "Z." He's not nearly awesome enough to steal that from the REAL Z.
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More like C.H.U.D.wood.
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The way too early, but I'm bored, Off-season Options Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to davell's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
The anal retentive GM is the new market inefficiency, in that it's a really horsefeathering inefficient way to put together a team. -
The way too early, but I'm bored, Off-season Options Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to davell's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
What in the world. What in the world x 2. Why would you possibly care about "simplifying" and "consolidating" the roster.
