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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    So horsefeathering ridiculous; Hendricks should be able to go 7 tonight, except he turns into a horsefeathering pumpkin so damn early through the lineup. The bullpen is going to be toast by the playoffs.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Our bullpen needs to be really good in October. I don't think they'll even be alive.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    More like .675-ish. Gross, but still much better than Almora. That said, I'd rather have Schwarber there. I chose him cause of LH bat and Maddon would play him for his defense more over Schwarber potential.. I dont know i guess it depends how you want the outfield.. Schwarber Heyward Zobrist Or Zobrist Almora/Happ Heyward Definitely the former as much as possible.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    He's only thrown 68 horsefeathering pitches and he's immediately useless because the lineup has seen him twice.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers this damn horsefeathers [expletive].
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Fuckin' come on, Kyle.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Why Heyward? He has like a .650 OPS since June More like .675-ish. Gross, but still much better than Almora. That said, I'd rather have Schwarber there.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Seriously; any particular reason to not use Happ there?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    What is Almora did something amazing here?
  10. Sammy Sofa
    You once had an avatar pic; it was this: http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/webdr03/2012/11/25/15/jay-cutler-is-the-honey-badger-does-not-care-1-20344-1353874878-0_big.jpg That link is broken, so you have a broken link graphic for your avatar.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Alright, that's something. Hey, Kris; we miss you, buddy. This would be a good time to come back.
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  13. Sammy Sofa
    Man, they have to win this. I intentionally am not going to any of these games so as to give them their best shot. WIN, DAMMIT.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    That's a start you miserable sack of horsefeathers.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Murphy is a horsefeathering wretch of a human being, and he better make up for the garbage horsefeathers right the horsefeathers now.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Don't throw him the same horsefeathering pitch 4 times a row in almost the exact same spot in the zone.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    This dumb muddafaddah shoulda struck out right there.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    GO SCREW, UMP.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Nice strikeout, Kyle. Finish this nonsense and get out of it with just the 1 run.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    The change up Unhittable and you throw 86 up in the zone Well, I'm much more annoyed with the defense than the pitching.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    What a dumb couple of ABs.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    It hurts my heart how brutal the Cubs' 5-9 is tonight. But hey, they're up 2-0! DC REALLY sucks.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Sexy Hendricks.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    How the hell does that guy not go by "Spencer Kaboom?"
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