Sammy Sofa
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Alright, that's something. Hey, Kris; we miss you, buddy. This would be a good time to come back. -
Man, they have to win this. I intentionally am not going to any of these games so as to give them their best shot. WIN, DAMMIT.
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That's a start you miserable sack of horsefeathers.
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Murphy is a horsefeathering wretch of a human being, and he better make up for the garbage horsefeathers right the horsefeathers now.
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Don't throw him the same horsefeathering pitch 4 times a row in almost the exact same spot in the zone.
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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This dumb muddafaddah shoulda struck out right there.
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GO SCREW, UMP.
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Nice strikeout, Kyle. Finish this nonsense and get out of it with just the 1 run.
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The change up Unhittable and you throw 86 up in the zone Well, I'm much more annoyed with the defense than the pitching.
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What a dumb couple of ABs.
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It hurts my heart how brutal the Cubs' 5-9 is tonight. But hey, they're up 2-0! DC REALLY sucks.
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Sexy Hendricks.
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How the hell does that guy not go by "Spencer Kaboom?"
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My god...a 7 pitch AB for Almora. Granted, he struck out....but still. What a time to be alive.
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I'm just hoping we can convince other teams that he sucks because he was injured this year, when it truth, he just sucks. I think there will be teams who would take him based on his age,4 yrs of control, and defense at SS..
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Almora's current chances:
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ALMORA WILL SEE AT LEAST 4 PITCHES.
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ALMORA TOOK A PITCH. REPEAT: ALMORA TOOK A PITCH.
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http://67.media.tumblr.com/8ec37f691bb70db9bea5424c2958bfd1/tumblr_ohcgb67hUz1vlgha5o4_540.gif
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Baez every time he walks to the plate: http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/i-am-one-with-the-force-and-the-force-is-with-me-gif-4.gif
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And then there's Addison Russell... Too much of a boy for Busttown, and too busty for Boystown.
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Quit being a trashbag, ump, and recognize how awesome Hendricks is.
