Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Let me guess: Joe just compounded an already dumb lineup move and just slotted Almora in hitting second, didn't he? surprisingly no -
I like how he just declares something, like, "baseball is losing its popularity," as if it simply is so.
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Also: Bob Gibson.
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All well in bobble land.. Lastella faked a stiff back so Almora can play today... Let me guess: Joe just compounded an already dumb lineup move and just slotted Almora in hitting second, didn't he?
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If there was any justice, this would be opposite of the madness of Baez bobblehead day and the Cubs will stuck with thousands of these damn things.
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Seriously, if....THAT can win today, then anything is possible.
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The DBacks are 4-9 this month, 7-12 their last 19 and in full meltdown mode. The Cubs SHOULD be able to figure it out and win that series, but I swear it seems like going to Arizona ends up in a horsefeathers series for the Cubs more often than not, regardless of how well either team was doing going into it. Someone crunch the numbers on that. Either way, I always automatically hate it when they go to Arizona because of the late start times and their dumb stadium for jerks.
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I'll eat crow if he becomes good but I still hope he's gone. To pile onto IMBs thoughts, the best season of his career (2016) is equal to Khalil Greene's avg. year (+94 RC). EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MEPH.
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And by that I, of course, mean yet another player who makes me barf.
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Not like the sick leadoff hitter they had today.
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Man, the Brewers are 5-10 against the Pirates this year. Hopefully that keeps up tomorrow.
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Yeah, someone got me a subscription for Christmas when I was, like, 12, and that a magazine existed that was all about the Cubs blew my horsefeathering mind back then.
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He's always going to be the one that got away. I thought it was a reach that the Cubs were thinking that Schwarber was likely to be as good as him, and now it just looks flat out dumb.
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I nearly posted one a couple days ago, but then it got a little graphic toward the end so I masturbated instead http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zy4bMfcC1qi532yo3_500.gif
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box stuff? thatsthejoke.gif
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It only works when the pressure is on; I tried to kick off the season with MM and it was a disaster.
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I think we have safely proven that nothing in the crunch has the power, or the range of options, of Mad Men.
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Everything about Russell makes me want to horsefeathering barf. His ceiling right now is, like, Castro with good defense, and he'd be lucky to even get to that.
