Sammy Sofa
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Yeah, I know; in my quick search I couldn't find a version that didn't have Barstool's grimy taint all over it somehow. But horsefeathers them: I will not deny everyone the perfect nut-shot just because they suck.
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Make sure to have your sound turned up: [tweet] [/tweet]
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2018 Game Thread Starters
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
The mostly missing David is next up after the off day. Will he actually show? -
Alright, they've seen this sham pitcher twice now. Time to make him pay third time through.
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Yup. Streaks are fun, but winning series also will still easily get the job done.
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Ted Lilly totally makes Happ look like a poseur in a Dexter shirt.
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Yeah, that sounds positively nuclear.
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horsefeathers; I mentioned earlier that Hamels' 4.90/4.48 FIP/xFIP in his 3 September starts before tonight was seeming a tad ominous. Bummer.
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The one...ONE...snapshot of the Ted Lilly Fan Club that I could find: https://web.archive.org/web/20080521221908/http://tedlillyfanclub.blogspot.com/
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horsefeathers, would kinda rather see someone like Mills than DLR.
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Dude is convinced that this "7 potato skins instead of 8" thing is the greatest joke known to man: Sadly, his love is not shared by his followers:
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Eh; the next game isn't until 3:10 on Friday in Chicago.
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WHY CAN'T I FIND A CLIP OR GIF OF HIM ANNIHILATING MOLINA AT HOME PLATE.
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It's a crime that the Ted Lilly Fan Club no longer exists, if not just to at least react to Ted Lilly's actual crimes.
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The last time his face fit.
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That fan rushing the field and getting to the mound when he was out there and then having an oh horsefeathers moment when he realized Howry would beat his ass is still one my favorite all time Cubs moments Yeah, Howry looked like the horsefeathering T-1000, and it was awesome having a couple of dead-eyed psychos like him and Lilly always lurking in the shadows. His legacy got tainted by that last year with the Cubs, but he was baller as horsefeathers those first two years.
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Pretty much; I'm just not expecting him to even last TO the playoffs, much less into them.
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Dudes like that implode at a moment's notice. That you hope to get anything out of someone like him isn't the same as actually going after someone likely to bolster bullpen. It's mostly a happy accident that DLR has inexplicably been THAT good.
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Edited because I didn't see there was half a page of blowback already vented. how the eff are you guys thinking my comment was serious I'm cracking up over here.
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Tim's POV of the board:
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Only damning if you consider it true. Which it isn't. How whacked out on pills are you right now.
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Only if he doesn't want to be. Let me have my dreams.
