Sammy Sofa
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This pitcher looks like the dictionary definition of a goober. -
That was an appallingly bad AB. Just watched two hittable pitches go by for the first two strikes.
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What the horsefeathers is he looking for.
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Somehow the Brewers are currently again losing to the Pirates. FIGURE IT OUT, CORBES.
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Or any day.
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horsefeathers, where is he? I swear that's right by my old place.
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An Ian Happ 3 run homer worked pretty well on Friday. So, that's a "yes," then.
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Jeez, thanks for bailing him out there, Scooter.
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HOW ARE THEY EVEN ALIVE, MUCH LESS WINNING GAMES.
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It's an honest toss-up as to who is more unappealing between Murphy and Russell.
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Better.
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Wat.
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Like, I swear all of his horsefeathering walks come after he gets up 0-2 or 1-2 on a hitter. ALL OF THEM.
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SO horsefeathering INFURIATING. It would actually be weirdly more tolerable if he was just giving up hits left and right.
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Fun fact: even the Reds have hit more dongs than the Cubs this year. Also a fun fact: Quintana blows.
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Let me guess: Joe just compounded an already dumb lineup move and just slotted Almora in hitting second, didn't he? surprisingly no
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I like how he just declares something, like, "baseball is losing its popularity," as if it simply is so.
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Also: Bob Gibson.
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All well in bobble land.. Lastella faked a stiff back so Almora can play today... Let me guess: Joe just compounded an already dumb lineup move and just slotted Almora in hitting second, didn't he?
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If there was any justice, this would be opposite of the madness of Baez bobblehead day and the Cubs will stuck with thousands of these damn things.
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Seriously, if....THAT can win today, then anything is possible.
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The DBacks are 4-9 this month, 7-12 their last 19 and in full meltdown mode. The Cubs SHOULD be able to figure it out and win that series, but I swear it seems like going to Arizona ends up in a horsefeathers series for the Cubs more often than not, regardless of how well either team was doing going into it. Someone crunch the numbers on that. Either way, I always automatically hate it when they go to Arizona because of the late start times and their dumb stadium for jerks.
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I'll eat crow if he becomes good but I still hope he's gone. To pile onto IMBs thoughts, the best season of his career (2016) is equal to Khalil Greene's avg. year (+94 RC). EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MEPH.
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And by that I, of course, mean yet another player who makes me barf.
