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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Tough to shake a WS hangover when your manager and president are barely functioning alcoholics.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I'm pretty sure at this point that if the Cubs had any road games left in the regular season their plane would somehow fly into a volcano.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I'm assuming that shattered the entire side of his body.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, let's be honest; they're even worse at capitalizing on having in them in scoring position with less than 2 outs.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    2018 Cubs: http://viralviralvideos.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/10/Its-over-now-GIF.gif
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Get the horsefeathers out of here with this "spoiled" garbage.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Sure....it's just his shoulder... I'm telling you; this dude is always squinting and blinking like he's either having trouble seeing, or he's going to cry. Maybe both.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    TMan92 was posting until, like 2 AM, but so far no game thread from here and no response to my messages. I posted a heads up for Andy to have one up if he doens't show by 3-4 PM CST, but no signs of life from him, either. Jersey's next after them.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    When I wanted the Cubs to become villains, I wanted it to be because they were obscenely good, and not because they were actual, y'know....villains.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    NEVER SETTLE.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers this doofy clod, and horsefeathers this season.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    You know what the best record in the NL can always be? A BETTER BEST RECORD IN THE NL.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Look at how much I give a horsefeathers. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    The Brewers being right on their heels IS disappointing; don't give me this wimpy, "seems disappointing" horse horsefeathers.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, because being hugely inconsistent, even by "LOL baseball" standards, has basically been a thing almost the whole season.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Still no sign of TMan92 or response to the messages I've sent him. Andy, you're up if we've got nothing by 3 PM CST.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    That feels like the kind of hodgepodge setup that can benefit from the long regular season and things like sequencing/schedule difficulty more than actually working when it comes time for the playoffs, crapshoot or not. Obviously, it's the signs of a well constructed team, but when you're relying so much on the fallback options it's almost inevitably going to hit a wall.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, everything's coming up Cubs these days: https://deadspin.com/sloppy-wrigley-bleacher-fight-features-one-heroic-peace-1829295719 Just mercy kill this damn season already.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    [tweet]https://twitter.com/kranzman/status/1044560884679479296[/tweet]
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Lousy second half and all of the injuries.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    TMan92, it's all up to you.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah the offense is so disappointing after all the resources we spent on it over the last several years. I am completely dumbfounded that we can hit as poorly as we have over a 2.5 month span. Bryant’s injury plays a big part I get it but overall they just aren’t hitting. Strange thing is we’ve seen a breakout year by Javy, Rizzo has been Rizzo save the first 6 weeks of the year, Zobrist has had a bounce back season, Heywards numbers overall have improved over 16 and 17, Schwarber has put up solid numbers overall. I guess what’s killing is huge regressions by Willson, whatever is turning Bryant from a .900 OPS hitter to a .750 OPS hitter and lack of development/regression by Happ and Almora While I appreciate the effort of completely ignoring Russell (as we all should), it's pretty clear his complete collapse as a baseball player (and a human being) was a big knock on the offense, too.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    I met a boy called Alec Mills On September twelfth right here In front of Wrigley But unfortunately I lost his address He was last seen with his friend, A drummer, he resembles George Harrison of the Beatles But he wears his hair Tied in a small bow at the back I love him but it embarrasses me To walk down the street with him He lives in Chicago somewhere And wears this white crash helmet He has gold chains on his leather jacket And on the back is written the names Mary And Mom And Hell's Angels I would gratefully Appreciate it if you see him tell him I'm in the park with my girlfriend And please Tell him Angela and I Don't want the two dollars back Just him!
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Through your fingers.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    (It's not true)
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