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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Has anyone seen if Prior's calves have deflated? Hmmmmmmmm...
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Jacque Jones apparently loves a LOT of mothers.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Actually, the guy has gotten freakishly buff in recent years. Maybe he's the extra power bat the team desperately needs right now. http://home.earthlink.net/~mr_neil/carrottop.jpg
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Good thing there is, too...this team plays a LOT of day games. Thanks, Dusty!
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Rock on, my friend.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I'm still clinging to hope that they don't exceed 8 games lost in a row...that seems to have been their habit for losing streaks the last few years, but any more than that and I may lose my grip on my sanity. Didn't they have an 8 game slide at pretty much exactly this time LAST year? If that means we have 2 more of these debacles to go through before season's end...Christ...
  7. Sammy Sofa
    He could probably hitt better than Neifi, Bynum, Hairy Jerry and Jack Jones combined just clubbing the ball with his cast.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Reposted for truth: http://home.comcast.net/~sauce1977/stop_sucking.jpg Zambrano needs to pitch AND hit a gem. Somebody has to. But then Pierre would come up and hit into the rarely seen quintuple play, a special occurance only witnessed with players SO fast that they can't slow down around the basepaths and are thrown out at each base.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Step one...buy a furniture company...
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Me too...but he seems so fragile each season...can anyone prove he wasn't a Cubs pitching prospect at some point?
  11. Sammy Sofa
    A massive silent protest surrounding Tribune Tower. The image of thousands of people decked out in Cubs gear, silently glaring at the suits as they have to come and go seems awesome. Totally unrealistic, but awesome.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    http://home.comcast.net/~sauce1977/stop_sucking.jpg
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I'd much prefer if the fans all just turn and give Hendry the stink-eye if he's at the game. Or they track down MacPhail and boo him. The guys on the team can frustrate the hell out of me, but at this point, it's the people above them that deserve things like booing.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Or the rest of the year...
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I wouldn't presume to go so far as to say the Cubs losing makes me DEPRESSED, since depression can be VERY serious and in the end this is "just baseball"...but it definitely puts me in a very bad mood that typically dictates how the rest of or the next day will go.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    An offesnive tutorial, courtesy of Professor JI JIM THOME.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I would have happily seen Bonds hit a HR every time he came up to bat tonight if it meant the Cubs actually had an offensively functioning leadoff hitter.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    While I don't go to the lengths some do in my disliking of the Sox, if you're a fan of theirs, come on, what do you expect at a Cubs board? It's cool that we can have rational and non-[expletive] discussions over a ton of topics, but if the Cubs fans here on the Cubs message board want to indulge in some hyperbole when bashing the Sox, hey, to be honest, suck it up. This is where we should be able to do that in "peace," as it were.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Anyone up for recreating the film Barfly with me, minus the creepy romance and times a billion the drinking?
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I hate that I can't get excited about seeing Wood, Prior and even Miller come back and maybe be on their game. To see them pitch near, at or above their career levels would just be so [expletive] disheartening with the offense on the verge of scoring negative runs on a daily basis.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I'm 26 and I honestly think I'm going to die of old age without seeing the Cubs even MAKE it to a World Series. Why should I think any differently? How many millions of people were positive and optimistic in the face of such overwhelming futility over the last near-century? Why should I be any more different or special than any of them? This management of this team has set a course for failure year after year since the Tribune bought it, and nobody who can do anything about it seems to care. I resisted the call for some time now, but I'm officially leaping over to the "Tribune sell the Cubs NOW" bandwagon. Yeah, the new owner(s) could be worse just as much as they could be better...but I need to see some kind of change on that level for it to seem like the Cubs could reach the playoffs again, much less a WS. On a side note, looking for pictures on Google Image Search under the words "Cubs suck" brings up a disturbing amount of gay porn.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    One more step...it'll all be over...must make the hurting stop... http://www.latrobe.edu.au/international/assets/images/photowinner-Free%20Falling.jpg
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Ugh. I feel like a death row inmate waiting for the clock to hit midnight. "DEAD TEAM SUCKIN'!"
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I know it's annoying some people pointing these out, but today's strip is easily one of the best they've ever done. http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/jon40.html
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Well, you're only getting 2nd best at the most if Farnsworth isn't there.
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