Sammy Sofa
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Time for a Murton-hurtin'! -
What. The. FUNK.
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SOUND THE HORNS!!!
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You can be my hero, Jacque.
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BUENO!!!
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It's OK. Dusty rocked him to sleep on his lap. It's unspeakably adorable.
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Too bad this clash of the titans is between such hideously awful teams.
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ONLY his 2nd?
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2:20? I'm pretty sure its 1:05 Only by fake Central time.
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I heart Rich Hill: Bullpen Stallion.
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SWEET! Rich Hill in relief! Somebody listened to me!
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The only way this could be truly awesome and insane would be if Kerry Wood: Super Closer magically burst forth from the earth beneath the pitcher's mound. And ate a baby.
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The Cubs are never going to get on base again ever.
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At least Demp is taking this opportunity to get his ERA down to a more respectable 3.70.
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Turn around Look at what you see In her face The mirror of your dream Make believe I'm everywhere I'm hidden in the lines And written on the pages Is the answer to a neverending story Reach the stars Fly a fantasy Dream a dream And what you see will be Rhymes that keep their secrets Will unfold behind the clouds And there upon the rainbow Is the answer to a neverending story, story Show no fear For she may fade away In your hands The birth of a new day Rhymes that keep their secrets Will unfold behind the clouds And there upon the rainbow Is the answer to a neverending story THE NEVERNDING STORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Man, I'm so freakin' lame.
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Didn't Theriot get on with a sleeve-assault? I believe he was hit squarely in the back. The hell he was. I laughed way too hard at that. I'm tired and confused...damn youse all!
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I hope we get to see Dempster bat. Tee-hee.
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Didn't Theriot get on with a sleeve-assault? I believe he was hit squarely in the back. The hell he was.
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I can't decide who hates me more, Ohman or Wuertz. Lousy fat-necked crackahs.
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Didn't Theriot get on with a sleeve-assault?
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Dear God...must stop watching...CAN'T stop watching...
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The grey uniforms look awful on the players, but I'll be damned if they don't fit into my own fashion ensembles better than the other jerseys.
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Y'know, I couldn't tell you a single player's jersey number on ANY team. I just either know what they look like or rely on the radio/computer/TV to fill in the rest.
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I fully endorse any destruction of the blues. That said, however, I hate jerseys without names.
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Izturis is actually Wally West in disguise. I'm confused-that reference went over my head. GO BACK TO RUSSIA!!! Wally West is the Flash.
