Sammy Sofa
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The Riot! Thanks for the update, Bruce!
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Sorry but some people like the alternatives. I think the pinstripes look ugly IMO. Plus Zambrano likes the dark blue shirts and he is awesome. Trust me Zambrano knows what he's talking about. Bow to the blue! As I've said before, the league has actually secretly banned Z from using the pinstripes, because their awesomeness combined with his awesomeness is simply too unfair for any opposing team.
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How much do you want to bet he was saying he could go in and pitch an inning or two?
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QFFT.
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Lookin' good, Hill! CUBS WIN!!! Good night, fellow insomniacs!
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Dusty will probably say Murton tired himself out with all the excitement and give him the day off tomorrow, y'know, as a "reward."
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Matt Murton....ULTIMATE CLUTCH.
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HOLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Keep it down, you'll wake the Neifi!
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Time for a Murton-hurtin'!
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What. The. FUNK.
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SOUND THE HORNS!!!
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You can be my hero, Jacque.
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BUENO!!!
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It's OK. Dusty rocked him to sleep on his lap. It's unspeakably adorable.
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Too bad this clash of the titans is between such hideously awful teams.
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ONLY his 2nd?
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2:20? I'm pretty sure its 1:05 Only by fake Central time.
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I heart Rich Hill: Bullpen Stallion.
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SWEET! Rich Hill in relief! Somebody listened to me!
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The only way this could be truly awesome and insane would be if Kerry Wood: Super Closer magically burst forth from the earth beneath the pitcher's mound. And ate a baby.
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The Cubs are never going to get on base again ever.
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At least Demp is taking this opportunity to get his ERA down to a more respectable 3.70.
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Turn around Look at what you see In her face The mirror of your dream Make believe I'm everywhere I'm hidden in the lines And written on the pages Is the answer to a neverending story Reach the stars Fly a fantasy Dream a dream And what you see will be Rhymes that keep their secrets Will unfold behind the clouds And there upon the rainbow Is the answer to a neverending story, story Show no fear For she may fade away In your hands The birth of a new day Rhymes that keep their secrets Will unfold behind the clouds And there upon the rainbow Is the answer to a neverending story THE NEVERNDING STORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Man, I'm so freakin' lame.
