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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    With this bunch, might as well be 100-1. Well they scored one more, and we scored 2 more. Too bad the score is now 101-3. :roll: :roll: Get over yourself. Tying up this one game doesn't negate all of the other games where they've played like being down 1 or 2 is impossible to come back from. Scoreboard. 4-3. Get over yourself. OH MY GOD!!! WE'RE ACTUALLY ERASING OUR STUPID LOSSES!!!! HOW WRONG I WAS!!! Yeah, single game samples are great. It's why we're scoring 10 runs every game.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    With this bunch, might as well be 100-1. Well they scored one more, and we scored 2 more. Too bad the score is now 101-3. :roll: :roll: Get over yourself. Tying up this one game doesn't negate all of the other games where they've played like being down 1 or 2 is impossible to come back from.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS!!!! FEAR AND OBEY ME.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs will not score here, nor will they score in the rest of the game. They won't even score when they get into bed with their "special friends" tonight. Losers.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    The key is to not embrace mediocrity, but rather complete suckiness. If you don't make the playoffs, you might as well draft 1st. Exactly. Give the new regime something good they hopefully won't destroy like cute little bunny.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I am embracing mediocrity, dammit. Let's flame out sensationally to cap off a wonderful marriage between the Cubs and the Tribune. WHO'S WITH ME?!?
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Sorry, Ron, no more runs for us today. That's crazy talk.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    This game is even more OVA.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    That seems incongruous. It would seem to me that if they suck as bad you say, we would not be in any winnable games. NO RATIONALITY!! Sorry, forgot where I was. Carry on. Whoopedy-doo.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Have you missed how bad this team is trying to turn around a 1-run lead? It might as well be 20.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    This game is OVA.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, and I predict the Cubs are getting cornholed 16-1 by the 6th, Barrett tweeks and goes postal on the Sox' dugout.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Wuertz has his own funk he hopefully can work out of. Even walking in the winning run the other night aside, he's been looking funky lately. I remember going into this season thinking we had potentially 4 decent options for closing. Now we seem to have none. That said, Dempster should still be the one to go out there. He's looked good enough this year to get another shot.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Should it really be this difficult to just get to freakin' .500?
  15. Sammy Sofa
    The other team did.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I love how when we have a 4 run lead it might as well be nothing, but the other team having it is like trying to climb Mt. Everest for the Cubs.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, because he's clearly the only problem out there.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I think you just had too much fiber.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    He's a Cub. He's injured.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Hill is stank tonight.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Wow, Hill is leaving these guys looking dazed.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Thank you for making up for that long battle with a 1 pitch-out, Beltran. Go Rich!
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Sweet Jeebus, Jim, do this trade! Please!
  24. Sammy Sofa
    He's costing about $1.5 million dollars. That is not "absurdly expensive" in baseball terms by any stretch of the imagination.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    You gotta believe that Dusty got some joy out of last nights game. I don't think he believes anyone actually won it.
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