Sammy Sofa
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Oh, WOW. That was a filthy slider. -
HOLY SH<< crow never tasted so delicious What's funny is I was just writing I agree Kendall sucks! I had to back space rather quickly... Nah, he still sucks. Like Jacque, the sun has to shine on a dog's ass at least once in a while. I prefer the Blind Squirrel -> Nut euphemism. I was afraid I'd mess it up a la Tommy Boy.
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Gun to your head, Blanco or Kendall...who do you choose?
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Thanks for the Wood updates, Keener. They're much appreciated.
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HOLY SH<< crow never tasted so delicious What's funny is I was just writing I agree Kendall sucks! I had to back space rather quickly... Nah, he still sucks. Like Jacque, the sun has to shine on a dog's ass at least once in a while.
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I see the "Injury Delay" on GameDay . . . who got hurt? The pitcher's pride giving up that hit to Kendall.
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Heh...nice.
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Hurm. Kendall momentarily delays his inevitable public stoning under all those leftover Barrett bobbleheads.
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Barry Williams is a monster dork.
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No, he hasn't. He had a tiny stretch of almost two weeks where his usual grounders were finding some holes and he took a few more walks. He still looks like the same crappy hitter that has stunk it up with little to no power for the other 2 and 3 quarters months of the season.
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Uh, no. He's still awful and every so often gets lucky. He can go to hell.
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Wow, watching the replay, that is an awesome slide by DeRosa. Clearly, all of our rightful negative griping is kicking these losers in their useless butts.
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Oh my God, I wanted Jock to bunt so badly. Tankfully, his usual weak-ass grounder worked out.
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I wish we had Buddha Molina.
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Yeah, blame the batter, Kendall. You just suck at life. Shut up and get back down.
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I smell a losing streak a-brewin'.
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See that, Cubs? That's a HR. They're good to hit.
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Idiots.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Idiots.
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Oh, thank Christ.
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I'm guessing those 2 words are "Go CUBS", eh? :wink: I know it's dramatic, but I'm just so depressed after nothing was done today. I don't see them bringing up Soto or playing Murton more unless Floyd breaks down...I don't know if Pie will be back this year, so we'll keep seeing Jacque. They're still hideous against lefties. It's not very inspiring.
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I hate the crowd. I hate Eaton. I hate the Cubs. I hate Hendry. This season is going to end in heartbreak like so many others. If you don't like my hyperbole, I've got two words for you.
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SHUT UP, CROWD. Yes, a ball was hit into the air. No, it's not a home run.
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Hey, at least he's consistent.
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Huh...Cubs have the 2nd most career wins and have never been below .500 with their career record. I did not know that.
