Sammy Sofa
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horsefeathers DAMN horsefeathers. Petition to allow my collection of dong mashers to overcome the pitcher just firing everything to the backstop.
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BEHOLD THE 2019 SPITEFULS: C - Contreras ($25) 1B - Goldschmidt ($100) SS - Castro ($25) 2B - Cano ($25) 3B - Arenado ($200) OF - Stanton ($200) OF - Judge ($75) OF - Hoskins ($100) OF - Thames ($50) DH - Khris Davis ($200)
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This is amazing.
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2019 Cactus League Game Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to UMFan83's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
I think he meant the owners, and by north he means Billionaire Heaven, which is actually Hell. -
They’ve been incredibly successful for a multi-year time horizon. I know cynic/nihilist is the default state for many, but it’s not out of place to point out when hand-wringing the choice of 4th outfielder. That's certainly a way to gloss over the state of the team and how his role potentially shapes out.
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The new market inefficiency is to extend nobody and piss off all the players you have.
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It's time for another installment of Whose Disgusting Baseball Finger Is This?
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2019 HR Derby [Discussion & Transaction Thread]
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
When is the deadline? -
The Cubs' season has already been crushed into a cube.
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When the serial killer gets it...
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Forrest MacNeil is NOT pleased.
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I can't stop laughing at this horsefeathering photo: He looks one of those bop bags that JUST started deflating.
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It's a 100% lock that the Cubs are going to savagely and heartlessly kick tinyface to the curb unless he's willing to work literally for peanuts.
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Oh yeah? PTR just co-signed a third mortgage with Mike Carp.
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See, umpires? You CAN actually be useful!
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I have...SO many questions.
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oh jesus christ +3 Ricketts' sweaty titsuckers and counting.
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Holy horsefeathering horsefeathers.
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This is about 90% I think they're human toilets and karma will smite them, and 10% that I hope it's the most reverse-y reverse jinx of all time. But mainly I think the pitching is going to be a horsefeathering nightmare.
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79. Not nice. You heard it here first. I am the prophet of doom (boner).
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