Sammy Sofa
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Alright, just put that pu inning behind you, Yu. -
Descalso, you slowpoke goober.
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I'm gonna be positive for once and declare that Darvish will still get at least a QS today.
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Oh, horsefeathers; I was thinking it was for five and how bad THAT was.
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Ye gads. Easily Theo's worst Cubs signing.
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Schwarber heard Backtobanks.
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Also: Bryant's spot in the lineup is like when Weird Science screeches to a dead horsefeathering halt so Anthony Michael Hall can riff to a bunch of old blues musicians with his "black guy voice." Yiiiiiiiiikes.
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Bryzzo after Bryant lured Rizzo into his weird Mormon version of a slumpbuster:
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Hey, Diamondbacks:
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Why does it feel like I'm seeing horsefeathering Brach every horsefeathering game.
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Pretty sure that was Cubswin11 being all baller. It was and you all are cowards who didn’t believe.
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That's what you get for taking so horsefeathering long between pitches, dick.
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Pretty sure that was Cubswin11 being all baller.
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Zambrano's going full reverse-season 2 Kenny Powers? Love it.
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What in the horsefeathering world is going on with all of that.
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That's the stuff.
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Cubs are hitting .288 with RISP this year which is 7th best in MLB, 4th best OBP and the 10th best OPS Just sticking up for my boy, Sofa. Whut.
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I'm having traumatic flashbacks to me trying to play the OF as a kid.
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That inning was terrible but great. Me likee pitching.
