Sammy Sofa
-
Posts
98,007 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
206
Content Type
Profiles
Joomla Posts 1
Chicago Cubs Videos
Chicago Cubs Free Agent & Trade Rumors, Notes, & Tidbits
2026 Chicago Cubs Top Prospects Ranking
News
2023 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks
Guides & Resources
2024 Chicago Cubs Draft Picks
The Chicago Cubs Players Project
2025 Chicago Cubs Draft Pick Tracker
Blogs
Events
Forums
Store
Gallery
Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
-
Oh, lord; this bench is so damn bad. -
Boooooooooooooo.
-
Please fail, Russell.
-
Heyward, please either dong here or hit into a triple play to minimize Russell's opportunity to do anything.
-
Man, it feels like the lineup essentially flipped overnight to everyone being varying degrees of garbage outside of Bryant, Rizzo, Baez and Contreras.
-
Brewers living all kinds of rent-free in the Cubs' heads.
-
Wait, you're ALLOWED to score runners in scoring position with no outs? That's weird.
-
Now something extra dumb will happen, like, a Moose dong or something. Nothing dumber than a huge Moose dong.
-
If only they hated the Brewers like they hate leadoff doubles.
-
Best hitter on the team doesn't even move him to 3B, check.
-
OH, FARTS; A LEADOFF DOUBLE. Please don't be the usual Cubs Kryptonite.
-
Man, I wish I had a sound clip of Almora's hilarious scream when he weakly popped out the other night. I'd be playing it nonstop.
-
Happ time? It was already Happ time before they decided to bring Russell up instead.
-
Grody.
-
Bust this fool up, Rizzo.
-
Wow, Albert waited until the whole THIRD pitch until he swung at garbage!
-
What the funk just happened.
-
You're so bad at this.
-
Though speaking of fraud lineups...the Cubs 6-1 today is pretty terrifyingly bad.
-
How the hell have the Brewers won so many games with this fraud lineup.
-
ROAD SPLITS, BABY.
-
According to my Gameday view, Quintana is the only person in either lineup with a batting average above .000.
-
But I'm sure somebody somewhere will post a picture of a PoC obviously just doing a completely unrelated gesture and be all, "YOU STUPID SNOWFLAKES, I GUESS THESE GUYS ARE RACIST, TOO, DUR-HUR-HUR."
