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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive]; I started this thread, and yet still thought the game was on an hour later than when it actually started. Smoooooooth.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Without it this place Thanos-snaps away.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    In one sentence you recognize this a known issue (and as such, you would think you also remember how the Cubs have arguably mishandled it), and then immediately flip around to just out of nowhere assuring everyone it's all going to work out within 24 hours. Y'know, because it will simply work out just because because they've won 2 of 3.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Yes, I would have preferred someone who, if need be, could actually contribute, however unremarkably, in some way, shape or form to a baseball game being played.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    "Zagnudies is wasting a spot, therefore it is also sensible that an injured player who can't even pick up a bat is also wasting a spot. NINNIES."
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, but the dumb part is how regardless of that they've basically just been carrying a dead weight roster spot on a beat up team with a guy who can't even PH.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    No kidding. Who the hell is running this clown show.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Whoops; didn't even notice that. Work internet is VERY unreliable today; basically every page I have open just hangs for minutes at a time trying to load.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Well, damn: https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-night-the-lights-went-out-1834298070
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Well, damn: https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-night-the-lights-went-out-1834298070
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, it was so absurdly bad, especially since he so stupidly PH for Montgomery because he didn't bother with a double switch.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, christ. I forgot about that Bote extension.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Joe's theme song:
  14. Sammy Sofa
    MOR LIKE BUTTE.
  15. Sammy Sofa
  16. Sammy Sofa
    HE'S ALREADY USED 4 horsefeathering RELIEVERS. GODDMAMIT, I CAN'T STAND THIS BESPECTACLED CLOWN.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Probably won't see Rizzo in a tie game, but won't put him on IL IDK for whatever reason.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Great 'pen management, Joe, you drunk horsefeathers.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Baez looked weirdly bothered by Schwarber hitting that dong.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahah! What an embarrassingly bad send.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Whut.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Talking about La Stella donging again as Schwarber strikes out seems cruel, Len.
  24. Sammy Sofa
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I hope so. I miss Fat Schwarbs.
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