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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Southpaw, can you send me my current lineup and budget? Thanks!
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Though most US cities are impossibly car-brained, too. There's no escape.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    And please drop Vlad Jr. for Naylor. Thanks!
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Thanks. Ok... Drop: Betts Add: Lindor Drop: Riley Add: Ohtani
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Can I do Riley for Ohtani on its own for now or does that still put me over?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Oh yeah: Drop: Riley Add: Ohtani
  7. Sammy Sofa
    It's more that he cast his Evil Eye upon them in the first place.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Well, they're 100000000000% doomed now:
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Alright, time to shake things up: Drop: Vlad Jr. Add: Pete Alonso Drop: Mookie Betts Add: Gunnar Henderson Thanks!
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Don't feel bad about that; they've also been aimless and irrelevant for most of the rest of your life, too.
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  12. Sammy Sofa
    We just like doing silly rich Nazi things, what with us being silly rich Nazis and all.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Shhhhh, you're disturbing our thrice-daily rich Nazi oil soaks.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Mmmmmmm, delicious oil.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Tom don't look at this:
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    "Dear Nicolás: do you like me? I like you. The blinders you sent me fit real well. Please write back soon. PS: I am not a crackpot."
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Guys, Tom cracked the code and now Maduro will be his best friend and stop treating his people like absolute horsefeathers. He did it!
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  21. Sammy Sofa
    Man, this guy could just *not* love Maduro more. Anyone wanna take bets as to how long until he dives back in on "Russia was right to invade Ukraine to save itself from NATO nazis?" This guy just can't get enough of dictators!
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Good lil' Maduro fan; bet that mask was getting real itchy.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Now scurry on back to lining the Ricketts' coffers.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    You say literally anything but actually replying to what anyone has actually said. Pretty typical MO for someone obviously rooting for Maduro to stay in power.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Good thing I was obviously talking about the Venezuelan activists instead. But you don't care because you want Maduro to stay in power.
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