Castro would get all bundled up ninja-style, too, but whoever that is doesn't have Castro's big ol' dumper. And Castro's uniform usually seemed baggier (and I think he would often have it unbuttoned at the top, too?).
Well, yeah, they're a horsefeathers terrible team with basically nothing to celebrate/honor from the last 25 years; of course they're going to be scraping the bottom of the barrel because that's all they have.