Sammy Sofa
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That's like some nerd saying he loves to do math problems. GET HIM, BOYS. -
Nobody's actually excited over a bullpen guy; that's just David being cute.
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Yes, that's right...he loves Bonifacio, but can't stand Castro's "deceptive" numbers.
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Speaking of Bonifacio, I just got a text from a friend that wants to trade Castro ASAP so they can plug in Bonifacio or Baez at SS and that today was more "proof" that Castro "still sucks." I am angered. What about today was proof that Castro sucks? Just that he want O-fer. I asked what the home run last night meant and he said it was a fluke. I pointed out how hard he was still driving the ball and mostly hitting into bad luck and he said that "the numbers are deceptive."
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Most of my non Cubs fan friends are super cool when it comes to baseball. I can count on one hand the number of Cubs fan friends that don't make me want to push them on to a landmine.
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Speaking of Bonifacio, I just got a text from a friend that wants to trade Castro ASAP so they can plug in Bonifacio or Baez at SS and that today was more "proof" that Castro "still sucks." I am angered.
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Also: petition to change my user name or user status to "Sammy Sofa."
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That's Lost, right? Fun fact: I've never watched an episode.
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No way; think of all the spare change he has laying around. That should be incentive enough for Ricketts to bring him back.
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But he probably comes with one of those wooden support things that lets two sumo wrestlers sit on him at the same time.
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Guys, look at the couch in the picture; Sammy clearly has class and taste and has learned from the best how to be the best couch he can be.
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Really glad to see him have a 2-hit game today. He's been swinging the bat well the past week but his average has dropped. I didn't even realize his numbers had dropped so much because he's still been making such good contact. Definitely nice to take these kind of slumps from him vs. just how hopeless he looked last year.
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I don't think anyone here really wants Sammy as a couch in terms of expecting him to actually be able to coach well; just that it seems like a way to work him back in.
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Wait, "bitch" isn't censored? I see how it is, NSBB.
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Castro, you sexy bitch.
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Sounds pretty good to me.
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What is the point of James Russell?
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Sammy seems to be in a really great place right now.
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5/24 Cubs (Wood) @ Padres (Buckner) 9:10 - WGN
Sammy Sofa replied to SouthSideRyan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
Seriously. -
Baez definitely needs to rock the longer hair again.
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5/24 Cubs (Wood) @ Padres (Buckner) 9:10 - WGN
Sammy Sofa replied to SouthSideRyan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
That's a dumb thing to say. -
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I prefer to look at it as a step in the right direction. I think it serves as a message to Sammy what the organization wants him to do in order to get accepted back in the fold. To my knowledge, Sammy has never admitted any guilt or expressed any remorse about "cheating" (or been caught, to be fair). Whether that's right or not is another matter. As much as I love Sammy I doubt coaching is something he's ever wanted to do, but it's likely the best route for him to get back in the good graces of enough people so that Tom stops fearing the meatball revolution. Sorry, I was vague. I mean the contrition present in Manny's statement is something I've never heard from Sammy. Yeah, but have McGwire or Bonds said anything similar? Sammy shouldn't have to; Manny should because he was busted waaaaaaaaay after the foot was put down.
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I prefer to look at it as a step in the right direction. I think it serves as a message to Sammy what the organization wants him to do in order to get accepted back in the fold. To my knowledge, Sammy has never admitted any guilt or expressed any remorse about "cheating" (or been caught, to be fair). Whether that's right or not is another matter. As much as I love Sammy I doubt coaching is something he's ever wanted to do, but it's likely the best route for him to get back in the good graces of enough people so that Tom stops fearing the meatball revolution.
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I prefer to look at it as a step in the right direction.
