Thanks a lot, now I'm really tempted to abuse my mod powers and make your avatar the Earl of Lemongrab. I approve. Or: I approooooooOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!
These are all good ideas, plus I'd want to incorporate Matsuzaka somehow. Ultimately running onto the field naked and giving him the double bird might be the most succinct option.