Sammy Sofa
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They did it for Jeets. -
Guys, it's OK...they SHOULD have won!
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You feel a lot of things.
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imb's gonna put you on blast. Hahahahhaah!
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What the [expletive] was that horrible music going into the break.
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His amazing defense!
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Oh, good, now we get to watch Barney "hit."
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There is just no way this happens with Jeter if he played for any other team in his career. Well, yeah, that's just a given.
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It's just bad luck or something.
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Please fire Barney out of a canon.
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It's all an elaborate plan to get Jeter up there one more time.
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Here it comes.
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This is problematic. Jeff might murder someone today if this implodes.
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And yes, I know Chipper has some incredible comps and numbers; he's still doofy Chipper Jones.
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Castro, I love you. These farewell tours are just weird, mainly because so far they've happened for varying degrees of really, really good players when it seems like the kind of thing you'd pull out for some kind of legendary, amazing, "holy [expletive], I can't believe I got to see HIM play"-type of player, which is to say it's the kind of thing that should happen for like 1 guy every 20-30 years.
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Shut the [expletive] up, you stupid animals.
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OMG, IT'S JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
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Rizzo: please don't be local oaf.
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Mmmmmm, this crow tastes terrible.
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Yessssssssssssss. OK, you're free to suck, Lake.
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Kalish looks like Joey Fatone.
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Hey, you dorks wanna make this one happen? Oh, good...Bonafacio and Lake up next.
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Castro = pimp
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Awwwww, tinyface is adorable when he's all lathered up.
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Gaaaawwwwwwwd, why is stupid Lake hitting #2 instead of Valbuena?
